[PLEASE HELP] Holiday T-Shirt Ideas???

[AssasinKing]

Yo people im going away and need to get my holiday T-shirt done

Gonna be going Malia (greece)

Need some good ideas for what to get written on the back....just good punch lines...something that will catch girls attention etc

I thought about getting

I'm On Hoe-liday

But its not exactly exciting lol

Any good ideas?

Much appreciated!!