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Hollywood needs to make a black comedy film about this, the details of the story are pure comedic gold. Forget the racial component to this story for a second, I wan't to concentrate on the crime itself and how asinine the thinking was behind each step of it. Im serious, Hollywood couldn't write a better script.
Lets examine the incredible mistakes in this hoax,
First Jessie sends a racist letter to himself with magazine cutouts of the letters mixed with some crushed Aspirin..... When the cops stormed the Nigerians home they found the exact magazine from which the letters were cut out!!!! Are you kidding, no one thought to recycle that magazine?!
Second After the letter fails, Jessie hires two black Nigerians instead of two white guys, you'd think he'd have a little more foresight that in a racial crime you actually should have people of the accused race, just in case they catch a clip of the "suspects" getting away.
Third He attempts to swing as many racial symbols as he can, noose, bleach, maga hats, gay and racial slurs etc... He created an over the top stew of bullsh|t that was just a little impossible for any sensible person aside from politicians and media to consume.
Fourth He leaves the noose around his neck, and is still holding on to his sub sandwich after the attack! What sensible person has an appetite after getting their ass beat for racist reasons?
Fifth He immediately goes out and performs in front of crowds and Good Morning America a week later! Thats something you do months later after recovering from the physical and mental damage.
Sixth He pays the Nigerians in checks! Not cash but Checks!
Lets examine the incredible mistakes in this hoax,
First Jessie sends a racist letter to himself with magazine cutouts of the letters mixed with some crushed Aspirin..... When the cops stormed the Nigerians home they found the exact magazine from which the letters were cut out!!!! Are you kidding, no one thought to recycle that magazine?!
Second After the letter fails, Jessie hires two black Nigerians instead of two white guys, you'd think he'd have a little more foresight that in a racial crime you actually should have people of the accused race, just in case they catch a clip of the "suspects" getting away.
Third He attempts to swing as many racial symbols as he can, noose, bleach, maga hats, gay and racial slurs etc... He created an over the top stew of bullsh|t that was just a little impossible for any sensible person aside from politicians and media to consume.
Fourth He leaves the noose around his neck, and is still holding on to his sub sandwich after the attack! What sensible person has an appetite after getting their ass beat for racist reasons?
Fifth He immediately goes out and performs in front of crowds and Good Morning America a week later! Thats something you do months later after recovering from the physical and mental damage.
Sixth He pays the Nigerians in checks! Not cash but Checks!
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