Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

Really, I think that my life is really coming together.

I might even manage to figure out my purpose in life soon.

[Drunken Cat]

For now, I'll just crack another beer, and pour another shot of whiskey though.

[Drunken Cat]

Oh yeah. There is this other Japanese girl, who I always had my eye on, and that I had several classes with, but never talked to really.

She even said hello to me once. But I've always sort of been a shy guy, so didn't really react properly at the time.

She was at the orientation for graduate school yesterday. She was sitting right behind me.

So, that means she also came to the PhD course, and so I will see more of her soon, probably.

I was sure to say hello.

It was so ****ing boring though, that I went to the restroom and drank my left over wine bottle, that I had placed in my jacket pocket.

And then, I told one of the ladies from the graduate school that I was feeling sick, and so I was thinking of going home.

She told me, I should go home. Just be sure to visit the office soon.

Then, I went to the judo club, and drank the rest of my wine.

It was kind of interesting, at the judo club.

I do judo, by the way.

I'm really a wrestler though.

[Drunken Cat]

There is an old saying.

It is easier to peel the cloths off of a Japanese girl than it is to peel the wrapper off of a piece of candy.

I think I would like to revise that, not to say a Japanese girl, but rather a girl from East Asia.

Korean girls are very hard though. I have yet to have one. Even though they are hotter than the sun itself.

I've said too much already.

[Drunken Cat]

They just love me for my blonde hair.

I haven't even had sex tonight.

But, every girl I meet. Yeah, **** it.

[Drunken Cat]

Here's the video I took the other day of my fight with the Japanese fascists



Here's a video I took last summer of a woman skinning live eels in Busan, Korea.

[Miburo]

Nodo, you're getting involved in some serious **** you should keep out of as a foreigner man. You can't risk fighting or getting arrested on a student visa.

[Drunken Cat]

Nodo, you're getting involved in some serious **** you should keep out of as a foreigner man. You can't risk fighting or getting arrested on a student visa.

I know man, and I didn't mean it to happen.

Once they started grabbing me, I sort of went into beast mode a bit.

I'm back home now, and I'm taking her easy for a bit.

I can't risk it, indeed.

I'm planning on getting permanent residency, in the future though.

I think I can do it myself, without getting married or anything.

[Drunken Cat]

I know man, and I didn't mean it to happen.

Once they started grabbing me, I sort of went into beast mode a bit.

I'm back home now, and I'm taking her easy for a bit.

I can't risk it, indeed.

I'm planning on getting permanent residency, in the future though.

I think I can do it myself, without getting married or anything.

I did learn one thing.

My camera is my witness.

Of course, the camera is also what pissed them off.



By the way, they also cracked my head.

I am a bit offended by that.

I'll let it slide though.

[BOLLOCKS]

They just love me for my blonde hair.

I haven't even had sex tonight.

But, every girl I meet. Yeah, **** it.

But, how flat are their asses though?