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The ten greatest Green Teef films I ever saw...
My man New England scoffed the other day at the concept of the UK making a decent movie. And this made me remember. It made me remember a time when the UK was capable of making a movie that wasn't a complete piece of ****, featuring Hugh Grant being a ****, or some wizard with bad eyesight or some stupid ****ing thing. **** off.
Of course, it doesn't help that the British film industry has been in the doldrums since the late 1970s, without the ££££ to really produce stuff. That's why ****s like Richard Curtis can produce successful movies, cos they're capable of producing candyfloss shitfuckery for the foreign market, reality not important.