Originally Posted by TheHoff'sGhost
At the very least I've consorted with a fiddler.
It brings my whole fiddling credentials into sharp focus. If Welter Skelter was to return now then who would I be to call him out on his maddie activities? I feel tainted Southpaw.
I'm half expecting some CSI **** to jump out on me and whack me in handcuffs. I mean with the technology and the knowledge they've got these days who's to say they can't use DNA evidence to trace the trail back from my hand to Jimmys to some poor dead birds minge.
Dark feckin' days. This is the price we pay for wanting a ****ing quiet life so it is.
I think our Lord Alan would advise yer to cut off that mighty truncheon shaking hand of yours, soak it in a bucket of bleach, then send it to me. I'll handle the rest.