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Avengers Assemble - This was okay, but it started to get on my tits after a while. The constant deconstruction and post-modern dialogue just ground me down over its overlong runtime. But it was watchable, and Johannsen's ass was lovely.
Skyfall - Pretty good new James Bond movie. Nothing groundbreaking - he goes to foreign places and shoots people before ****ing lots of women - but it was decent.
Piggy - So-so Green Teef vigilante movie. It wasn't bad, but nothing I didn't feel I hadn't seen before. Lots of times.