Halle berry or oprah winfrey

[col Blake]

As the posts slide, here's one for you.
Who would you do, Halle Berry who had been dead for 2 weeks, or Oprah Winfrey at her fattest.

[Patty Tanager]

Would Halle be preserved in a mortuary prior to the shenanigans?.

[col Blake]

Would Halle be preserved in a mortuary prior to the shenanigans?.

yes, but she was not found for 5 days.

[Naz Fan]

halle because she's half limey

[Patty Tanager]

Hmm...

We've got necrophilia on one hand and bestiality on the other.

Ah what the hell, i'll take the corpse.

[col Blake]

yep, I'm leaning towards shagging the dead.
but would you muff dive her though.

[x-PeROxiDE-x]

yep, I'm leaning towards shagging the dead.
but would you muff dive her though.

I only ever do that if I'm asked, and a dead chick aint gunna ask!

WIN!

[Derranged]

Have you ever heard of rigamortis? Halle would be stiff as hell... Im sorry, I'd have to take Oprah at her fattest over a two week dead Halle.

[The Hammer]

Neither! I would sooner shoot myself than have sex with Oprah...

I want a living Jessica Alba.

[Derranged]

Neither! I would sooner shoot myself than have sex with Oprah...

I want a living Jessica Alba.

That is not an option. You have to pick stiff as a board dry Halle or live wet and enormous Oprah.