listening to rage against the machine, and rubbing one out while driving. . .

[UglyPug]

just about listened to their complete discography on the 10.5 hour ride. . . now i feel like ****in some shyt up. ..

also, i finally rubbed one out while driving! it was awesome! haha i used boss lady's picture because my laptop was next to me, and it just happened that an open thread with her picture was available. . . thank you boss lady. . .

[Sin City]

i dunno how you rub one out to killing in the name of... or boss lady's pic for that matter.
demented you are my friend, demented lol

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

"Cum like a bomb"??

[Free Uncle Tua]

multi tasking?

[Bossy]

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FU*K?!


OMFG!



Pugly! I am actually tormented by this news!

[???]

Briton performing sex act caused fatal crash

LONDON (Reuters) - A drunk Briton, who killed two people in a car crash, had been masturbating moments before he caused the fatal accident, a court was told on Monday.

Imran Hussain, 32, who was twice over the legal alcohol limit, was pleasuring himself and driving at speeds of up to 120 mph when he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying a family who were heading for a trip to the United States.

The smash killed Gary Proctor, 47, and his 16-year-old son James.

Manchester Crown Court heard that motorists who came to Hussain's aid afterwards saw that his penis was partially exposed, the Press Association reported.

"At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving," said Judge Andrew Blake.

The court was told that Hussain had rowed with his wife hours before the crash in August, and had gone out drinking with friends as well as visiting a lap-dancing club.

CCTV footage caught him staggering to the counter at a petrol station where he threatened to kill the cashier.

In the moments before the crash, other motorists reported to police their concerns after seeing his powerful 4x4 Audi Q7 car swerving across lanes of the M62 motorway.

The fatal accident occurred when he veered from the outside lane of the motorway into the Proctors' car.

Prosecutor Andrew Nuttall said police had examined his mobile phone and discovered that he had called an escort agency less than 30 minutes before the smash but it had been closed.

Christian Downard, one of those who had alerted police, went with two friends to Hussain's aid. He saw that Hussain's semi-erect penis was out of his trousers.

"His attempts to contact the agency and the finding of him with an erect penis out of his trousers indicates that he was sexually excited and clearly handling his penis whilst he was driving and at the time of the collision," Nuttall said.

Catherine Proctor, 44, the victims' wife and mother who was in the car at the time, said the family had been heading to the airport to go on a holiday to New York and Florida.

"No words or sentence will ever describe the devastation that we feel," she said in a statement. "No one should ever go through the nightmare I have suffered over the last four months."

Hussain, from Bradford, was jailed for eight years after admitting two counts of causing death by dangerous driving and one charge of driving with excess alcohol.

He was also banned from driving for 15 years.

[D-MiZe]

You could've used a better picture...

[D-MiZe]

Not that it's a bad picture...

You get the point.

[bojangles1987]

"Cum like a bomb"??

LMAO. Green k.

I'd be scared of someone that could get off listening to Rage against the Machine. That's not the emotion they are going for.

[UglyPug]

LMAO. Green k.

I'd be scared of someone that could get off listening to Rage against the Machine. That's not the emotion they are going for.

haha i know. . . that's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. . .

and cum like a bomb was very clever! wouldn't expect anything less from dubbz. . .

and don't worry boss lady, your picture just happened to up on boxingscene where i last left my computer. . . lol i always use a bunch of different images i got stored as well. . . but the beav' cleave was just too much. . .