Compare your last sexual experience to a fight.

[pacmanis1]

So this may sound stupid but I think it'll be funny. The rules are to compare your last sexual experience to a fight. If you've been dating someone for a while just pick some time that you can compare to a fight.

My last sexual experience was like Klitschko vs Thompson II. It wasn't something I wanted to happen, it wasn't something I was looking forward to, it was a mismatch, but it was the only thing I could turn on and was over fast. All in all I'm not asking for a rematch.

[dibzvincent143]

my last sexual experience was mayweather-cotto. yeah she bleed but I enjoyed it till it last and its more than we both could ask for..

[pacmanis1]

my last sexual experience was mayweather-cotto. yeah she bleed but I enjoyed it till it last and its more than we both could ask for..

Haha nice.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Tyson vs. Marvis.

Yeah, it happened that quick.

[dibzvincent143]

Tyson vs. Marvis.

Yeah, it happened that quick.

that was like 10 seconds. world record.

[WARQUEZ]

Cotto vs. Margarito, she kept trying to run away but I kept applying the pressure and strangling her until she couldn't breathe, then she eventually gave up.

I wasn't doing anything illegal though.

[-jose-]

Cotto vs. Margarito, she kept trying to run away but I kept applying the pressure and strangling her until she couldn't breathe, then she eventually gave up.

I wasn't doing anything illegal though.

Lmaoooooooo !!!!!!

[-jose-]

this morning...

it was like Mayweather vs Ortiz

I try to wake her up for some ass, she turned around and said "sorry" and gave me a kiss once I noticed she wasn't looking I blind sided her and she was on the bed wondering wtf just happen.....

[T.Horton]

Pac v May.

last night i came out of the bathroom after brushing - just getting ready for bed. she is just off her period and she turns into an animal the day or two after. i got to back to bed and she's in some lingerie that she bought, face down on the bed, ass showing talking about 'so would you mind giving me a massage'? (the same game she used to give me in high-school. anyway, IT HAPPENED but it was a shock. Just like Pac vs May.

[T.Horton]

on a side note; my whole body hurts today. damn.