[REAL TALK] In Fat Yankistan they teach "the three Rs" in schools...

[!! Anorak]

Rifles, Rounds and Ricochets.


How many Fat Yank kids have got to take a shotgun blast before they start looking into this ****? Doubtless you'll get some Fat Yanks going "but the shotgun was a legally owned weapon his father had"... that's half the problem. In my kitchen downstairs I've got some cheese, some yoghurts (yogurts, Fat Yanks), a box of cornflakes and some beer. Nowhere in that room is a magnum 44... it's not normal.

Sure, doubtless if I had one I'd be able to shoot the 800 Muslims who try to convert me every day, but it's insane how a rational human being can think owning a gun is a normal way of living.


Still, I see Trump's on the case:

School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good.

I'm glad he made that clear... normally when there's a school shooting the reports are great.

[PsychoPat]

Guns are not pumped to the gills with mood-altering meds. Guns are not playing violent video games, watching violent movies and TV shows. Guns are not loading themselves.

It's not a matter of 'regulating guns' its a matter of regulating ourselves. WE ARE DANGEROUS not guns... But Annie as you know they'll never learn.

[Steven Mccowan]

Oh no, another round of morons thinking they know whats best for every individual in our country smh

[!! Anorak]

Oh no, another round of morons thinking they know whats best for every individual in our country smh

Who the fuck are YOU, cunt?

[PsychoPat]

Oh no, another round of morons thinking they know whats best for every individual in our country smh

Listen up you ******ed fat fuk. I will skullfuk you til you love me, do you hear me? Huh what's that captain snowball? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a gardenhose couldn't ya?

You need to wash that leaky mangina you have. Go and eat some more exotic ballbag and stifle the ****e for a bit.

[Steven Mccowan]

Listen up you ******ed fat fuk. I will skullfuk you til you love me, do you hear me? Huh what's that captain snowball? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a gardenhose couldn't ya?

You need to wash that leaky mangina you have. Go and eat some more exotic ballbag and stifle the ****e for a bit.

Haha recycled old 1988 Andrew Dice Clay huh hahaha. Right right

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Haha recycled old 1988 Andrew Dice Clay huh hahaha. Right right

It's bad when you not only rip off a monologue but get caught at it, too. Nice catch, bruh.

[Elroy The Great]

great shlttain, a bunch of meh mfers with teef issues......

[!! Anorak]

great shlttain, a bunch of meh mfers with teef issues......

Never heard that one before.

[Elroy The Great]

Never heard that one before.

and fat yank is brand new