Q&A session with me: Dick Buffman

[Dick Buffman]

I'll answer any and all questions.

[Pretty Boy32]

Dont you think Dap is gay?

[Dick Buffman]

Dont you think Dap is gay?

Only that 1 time, but he drank too much Smirnoff Vodka.

It wasn't his fault.

[Top Cat]

Ever felt the urge to bone a man?

[Derranged]

Have you ever gotten high on glue, go to the supermarket and just start throwing apples and pears at people?

[Spray_resistant]

Don't you just hate conspiracy theories?

I do, only muppets by into that stuff.

[Dick Buffman]

Ever felt the urge to bone a man?

Never.

Unless handjobs count.

Have you ever gotten high on glue, go to the supermarket and just start throwing apples and pears at people?

No, but I've gone to the supermarket to watch slags handle deli meats.

Nothing gets me more aroused than watching a woman trying to decide between hot dog and sausage.

Unless you count them in the produce section picking out cucumbers.

:wank:

Don't you just hate conspiracy theories?

I do, only muppets by into that stuff.

I'm disappointed in you. Spray resistant.

[Dick Buffman]

Come one come all.

No problem or question is too big for Dick Buffman.

Just shoot.

[LOLORSKATES]

Who the **** are you?

[MANGLER]

Just how high exactly does Dr Strangelove rank on your all time favorite films list?