[REAL TALK] Was drinking non alcohol beer, was talking to a woman

[Zaroku]

I was buying her and her friend alcoholic beverages, we talked about sex. She said her Japanese BF wasn't ****ing her much anymore, he's too buy playing video games.

I offered to fill the void he left she smiled an said " no way, you are my dads age, gross !"

I downed the rest of my near(queer) beer and got out of there quick.

[Canelo Phresh]

That's a Strong, Emphatic Loss.

[Derranged]

You should've karate chopped her twat.

[FinitoxDinamita]

Non alcohol beer... when did you turn queer bruh lol

[boxingfan91]

Non alcohol beer... when did you turn queer bruh lol

Lmfao, Z is my bruh but that is some queer nation ****. I think johnny bit his balls off

[ΣNΣMY]

Still trying to pull poon while drinking a O'douls is pimp status.

[Zaroku]

That's a Strong, Emphatic Loss.

Yep, the kinda loss that would make the avg man retire
I just need to find a girl whose dad was never around and fill that void, in more ways than one.

[Zaroku]

You should've karate chopped her twat.

I wish I would have done that, or put my middle finger in her your azz and smell it.

[Zaroku]

Non alcohol beer... when did you turn queer bruh lol

Just wanna make sure both my liver & c0ck keep working.

[Zaroku]

Lmfao, Z is my bruh but that is some queer nation ****. I think johnny bit his balls off

Jhonny is well know at that bar, and is always welcome. Other dogs are blocked from entrance. No lie. The owner loves the lil homie.

He drew the girls in, but I couldn't close the show.

I'm thinking of opening a fake talent agency and appeal to chicks who wanna be models, and movie stars. I gotta try every angle now.