My mildly annoying Saturday morning..

[Derranged]

I went to get a haircut this morning. The place opens at 8:30am, that's the only time I go because it frequently gets crowded. I show up at 8:32, there's already four people ahead of me. There are two Puerto Rican barbers and one from Uzbekistan. Some straganov breath communist Russian jerk walks in and gets ahead of me. Apparently, he called ahead and made some sort of secret backroom KGB deal with the Uzbek barber. I mean that's crap, its a barber shop, not a fancy salon, there's no appointments. They're speaking Russian the whole time, probably plotting to steal some secrets from the government, or just chatting casually about sports, I don't know.

Moving along..

Then when it was my turn to get a haircut, some Puerto Rican hubcap thief mango vendor just walked up to the barber like it was his turn even though I was there before him. I was like hold on I was there first.. Then the guy acted all dumbfounded like he didn't realize I was ahead of him. He knew all the long, he just thought because I was white I would be scared to say anything. Prick. He didn't argue though. He sat down back and waited while I got my haircut.

Happy New Beers, everyone.

[dj Calleti]

Bet you sucked his dick afterwards......

[SirTomJones]

Everyone picks on the jewd

[dough401]

I went to get a haircut this morning. The place opens at 8:30am, that's the only time I go because it frequently gets crowded. I show up at 8:32, there's already four people ahead of me. There are two Puerto Rican barbers and one from Uzbekistan. Some straganov breath communist Russian jerk walks in and gets ahead of me. Apparently, he called ahead and made some sort of secret backroom KGB deal with the Uzbek barber. I mean that's crap, its a barber shop, not a fancy salon, there's no appointments. They're speaking Russian the whole time, probably plotting to steal some secrets from the government, or just chatting casually about sports, I don't know.

Moving along..

Then when it was my turn to get a haircut, some Puerto Rican hubcap thief mango vendor just walked up to the barber like it was his turn even though I was there before him. I was like hold on I was there first.. Then the guy acted all dumbfounded like he didn't realize I was ahead of him. He knew all the long, he just thought because I was white I would be scared to say anything. Prick. He didn't argue though. He sat down back and waited while I got my haircut.

Happy New Beers, everyone.

Sounds like you need a new Barber shop man! I was reading this made me hit my boy good to go.

[Derranged]

Bet you sucked his dick afterwards......

Sucking dick is your department, you Spaniard piece of crap. Your butler cuts your hair.

[Derranged]

Everyone picks on the jewd

I'm not Jewish.

Even if I was, I think the Uzbek barber is a Jew himself.

Get out of my thread you Welsh ****.

[SirTomJones]

I'm not Jewish.

Even if I was, I think the Uzbek barber is a Jew himself.

Get out of my thread you Welsh ****.

[ny123]

This ****sexual jew gets his haircut in beauty salon in Scarsdale. None of this actually happened.

[DAVEY JOYCE]

Nobody gives a fuck about your saturday morning, Dick.

Do us all a favor and don't fucking post here ever again, after all you where voted ****** of the year.

[DAVEY JOYCE]

You don't even have hair you rock a black wig, I've seen it before.
Yet another thread based on lies, your life is made up of lies.

I don't respect you, Dick Cummingston IX.