The Official Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Thread

[DET. IRONSIDE]

Post your best, and funniest, ideas here.

My favourite gets 5 million points.

Here's the best one I've seen so far.

He isn't dead, he's in on it. faked his own death to get a clean start maybe. Who knows, maybe he has something on a previous US president (Bush maybe) The obvious question you should be asking is why would they allow such a rich source of intel to die without interrogation? Take Bin laden alive and cripple his mind, break him and millions will lose faith. Kill him and you lose intel, he becomes a martyr. It makes no sense!

Lets see if you can beat Alex Jones to it!

[Russian Crushin]

Wait, thats Alex Jone's actual quote?

[DET. IRONSIDE]

Nah its just some dude on my friend's facebook lol

[Mersey]

Bin Laden is a white actor called Steve.

[gingeralbino]

Bin Laden was Henry Cooper

[Jim Jeffries]

They agreed to pay Bin Laden the 30 million dollar bounty if he would just stay hidden until after the 2012 Presidential election.

[DET. IRONSIDE]

[hhs661]

It's gotta be fake. There's no way they could have matched his DNA when it takes Maury up to 48 hours to get the results back from paternity tests. PFFT @ the govt. I can't believe they buried his body at sea? How do you bury a body in the sea? Don't you just drown it? And where are the pics. I won't believe anything w/out actual photo proof because we all know photoshop is a wonderful tool

best I could do, now it's time to get back to work.. sorry fam

[BOLLOCKS]

He's hiding out with Henry Kissinger.

[Benny_Blanco787]

They find Bin Laden, but can't find who murdered Biggie & 2Pac.... SMH!!