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Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God
stood
over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one.
It's
a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.
After
all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost
every
home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among
other
indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before;
I'll
let
you decide where you want to go."
Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you
briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly
puzzled,
God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly,
then
you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven
or
Hell?"
Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back
at
God
and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning
and
a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.
When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful
and
clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear
skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile
came
across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This
is
great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."
Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud
of
smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high
above
the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and
singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought,
but
not as enticing as Hell.
Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God
and
Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.
Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see
how he
was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates
shackled to
a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being
burned
and tortured by demons.
"So, how is everything going?" God asked.
Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited
the
first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the
other
place....with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?
"That was the demo," replied God.
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God
stood
over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one.
It's
a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.
After
all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost
every
home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among
other
indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before;
I'll
let
you decide where you want to go."
Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you
briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly
puzzled,
God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly,
then
you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven
or
Hell?"
Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back
at
God
and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning
and
a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.
When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful
and
clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear
skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile
came
across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This
is
great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."
Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud
of
smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high
above
the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and
singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought,
but
not as enticing as Hell.
Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God
and
Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.
Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see
how he
was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates
shackled to
a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being
burned
and tortured by demons.
"So, how is everything going?" God asked.
Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited
the
first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the
other
place....with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?
"That was the demo," replied God.