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    Mr. Pink Lang > Pinoy Lang , Limey Lang , Clegg Lang
    Last edited by Mr._Pink; 11-16-2008, 10:29 AM.

  • #2
    Best British Joke:

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

    The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”

    The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

    She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”


    • #3
      Best Russian Joke:

      When the USA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

      To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity. Upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C the pen they developed worked flawlessly.

      The Russians used a pencil......


      • #4
        In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of
        a man's ***** was larger than the shaft.

        After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the
        head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

        After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study.

        After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

        The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.

        After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.


        • #5
          Hatton gets no love.

          Calzaghe is the most overrated fighter in the history of British boxing.

          Too bad Ricky had the balls to go up against a prime #1 p4p fighter.

          Maybe Ricky should have avoided Mayweather and just fought Julio Cesar Chavez and Aaron Pryor instead. Seems to be the way to being an ATG.


          Hatton > Calzaghe


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            • #7
              Originally posted by ЯiZO View Post
              get out of my thread , ****.

              mr. pink LANG...... LANG means only.

              besides...... what topic?


              • #8
                greatest british fighter ever? ****ing amateur......

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                • #9
                  Just ate two cheese burgers, they were real GOOOOOD!


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ЯiZO View Post
                    Just ate two cheese burgers, they were real GOOOOOD!
                    goddamit , rizo!

                    Mr. Pink LANG (Only)!!!!!

                    two? you're gonna die........

                    how old are you?

                    when i was young i can eat 2 big macs like after 1 i'm full......