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    Here's an oldie.

    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
    personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
    they concurred on almost all counts.


    The results:

    Drink: Beer
    Personality:Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
    taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
    she'll send YOU a drink....

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality:Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
    to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




    THEN, there is the MALE addendum
    The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
    help him get laid.


    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


    White Zinfandel: He's gay.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Holmes
    Here's an oldie.

    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
    personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
    they concurred on almost all counts.


    The results:

    Drink: Beer
    Personality:Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
    taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
    she'll send YOU a drink....

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality:Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
    to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




    THEN, there is the MALE addendum
    The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
    help him get laid.


    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


    White Zinfandel: He's gay.
    i'm a mixed drink kinda gal, so this seems pretty accurate to me

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    • #3
      lol this is pretty accurate i'm low maintenance and like beer.

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      • #4
        I drink imported beer and sometimes Vodka. But if i'm drinking Vodka I'm not thinking about getting laid, I'm thinking about a soft place to lay my head when the room starts spinning.

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        • #5
          Good stuff Holmes. When I was in college I would hang out by the keg and whichever woman filled up the most was my target.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by !! Sonny !!
            Good stuff Holmes. When I was in college I would hang out by the keg and whichever woman filled up the most was my target.
            lmao, that strategy's a winner as long as you didn't fill up more often then her.

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            • #7
              I prefer an ice cold beer over anything really...

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              • #8
                Drambuie straight. Sipping on that stuff is a pleasure. Sipping on a few of them turns into a party.

                Rockin'

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                • #9
                  Vodka is my liquer of choice. Sam Adams is my beer.

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                  • #10
                    id say imported beer describes me

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