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  • Racial Component Aside, Lets Examine The Jussie Smollet Hoax For Its Sheer Stupidity

    Hollywood needs to make a black comedy film about this, the details of the story are pure comedic gold. Forget the racial component to this story for a second, I wan't to concentrate on the crime itself and how asinine the thinking was behind each step of it. Im serious, Hollywood couldn't write a better script.

    Lets examine the incredible mistakes in this hoax,

    First Jessie sends a racist letter to himself with magazine cutouts of the letters mixed with some crushed Aspirin..... When the cops stormed the Nigerians home they found the exact magazine from which the letters were cut out!!!! Are you kidding, no one thought to recycle that magazine?!


    Second After the letter fails, Jessie hires two black Nigerians instead of two white guys, you'd think he'd have a little more foresight that in a racial crime you actually should have people of the accused race, just in case they catch a clip of the "suspects" getting away.

    Third He attempts to swing as many racial symbols as he can, noose, bleach, maga hats, gay and racial slurs etc... He created an over the top stew of bullsh|t that was just a little impossible for any sensible person aside from politicians and media to consume.

    Fourth He leaves the noose around his neck, and is still holding on to his sub sandwich after the attack! What sensible person has an appetite after getting their ass beat for racist reasons?

    Fifth He immediately goes out and performs in front of crowds and Good Morning America a week later! Thats something you do months later after recovering from the physical and mental damage.

    Sixth He pays the Nigerians in checks! Not cash but Checks!

  • #2
    He’s a total idiot. He monkeyed this up bad.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JimRaynor View Post
      Hollywood needs to make a black comedy film about this, the details of the story are pure comedic gold. Forget the racial component to this story for a second, I wan't to concentrate on the crime itself and how asinine the thinking was behind each step of it. Im serious, Hollywood couldn't write a better script.

      Lets examine the incredible mistakes in this hoax,

      First Jessie sends a racist letter to himself with magazine cutouts of the letters mixed with some crushed Aspirin..... When the cops stormed the Nigerians home they found the exact magazine from which the letters were cut out!!!! Are you kidding, no one thought to recycle that magazine?!

      They Nigerians, bro. They get tickled seeing toilets flush.
      Last edited by Bobby Deez; 02-21-2019, 12:55 PM.

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      • #4
        Fake Noose

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        • #5
          It is beyond belief that this kid would set up this "attack". He left a trail of clues so wide you could drive a truck through it. No Sherlock needed. He has RUINED his entire life.

          He is going to make a lot of men happy in prison before he hangs himself.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JimRaynor View Post
            Hollywood needs to make a black comedy film about this, the details of the story are pure comedic gold. Forget the racial component to this story for a second, I wan't to concentrate on the crime itself and how asinine the thinking was behind each step of it. Im serious, Hollywood couldn't write a better script.

            Lets examine the incredible mistakes in this hoax,

            First Jessie sends a racist letter to himself with magazine cutouts of the letters mixed with some crushed Aspirin..... When the cops stormed the Nigerians home they found the exact magazine from which the letters were cut out!!!! Are you kidding, no one thought to recycle that magazine?!


            Second After the letter fails, Jessie hires two black Nigerians instead of two white guys, you'd think he'd have a little more foresight that in a racial crime you actually should have people of the accused race, just in case they catch a clip of the "suspects" getting away.

            Third He attempts to swing as many racial symbols as he can, noose, bleach, maga hats, gay and racial slurs etc... He created an over the top stew of bullsh|t that was just a little impossible for any sensible person aside from politicians and media to consume.

            Fourth He leaves the noose around his neck, and is still holding on to his sub sandwich after the attack! What sensible person has an appetite after getting their ass beat for racist reasons?

            Fifth He immediately goes out and performs in front of crowds and Good Morning America a week later! Thats something you do months later after recovering from the physical and mental damage.

            Sixth He pays the Nigerians in checks! Not cash but Checks!
            He obviously has mental issues. Likely he has a personality disorder craving attention and pity. Gays and women tend to be that way. Psychiatrists may diagnose them with Histrionic personality disorder but I just call it being a b!tch.

            IMO this dude should get the same punishment as chicks that lie about getting raped.

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              • #8
                claim mental ******ation for a reduced sentence maybe? he makes a strong case surely. no court ordered psychiatric evaluation needed.
                Last edited by John Barron; 02-21-2019, 01:29 PM.

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                • #9
                  wait...he paid them in checks??

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by John Barron View Post
                    claim mental ******ation for a reduced sentence maybe? he makes a strong case surely. no court ordered psychiatric evaluation needed.
                    How can he be claim any kind of mental problems,
                    his mind was clear enough to realise what political climate we live in,
                    and blamed white people therefore (that's calculated), there's nothing wrong with his brain, his plan was thought of carefully just poorly executed because maybe he's not that intelligent.
                    Just as what happened to that kid with the Native American who was set up

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