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  • prefix_1_title_rich I wish I could do that… wish I could do that…

    I wish I could hit a homer bottom of the 9th outta the park

    Posterize putos who try to stop me from dunking with authority

    throw and catch a spiral in the end zone

    server the best tacos on the planet

    correct my rabbi in interpretations of the torah

    **** all da groupies and have Bulter escort them down the walk of shame… while my jizz be clinging to their clams..

    then be forgiven by GOD for selling Alexkid to Arabs who fly to the Philippines for man azz ..

    dive deep without oxygen tanks and live

    my ex employee died off the coast of Santa Barbra doing this extreme diving.

    he was 26.

    yet Iwant to live.. if I’m brain dead like many on this forum leave me to the bottom dwelling crabs

  • #2
    I wish Big Bills B.utler would let me live in his guest room, rent free. Shalom
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
      I wish Big Bills B.utler would let me live in his guest room, rent free. Shalom
      Picture butler screaming… God father part three— before Andy Garcia started looking like a fat balding Baldwin brother…

      Bro, you know me well I don’t put much effort into researching … my factoids..

      yet to me

      I make butler sense

      “So are you Chinese or Japanese”

      Butler replies
      “I’m from Laos”

      hank replies

      “So are you Chinese or Japanese?”
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      • #4
        Remember when B.utler, I mean Kahn had to work at Kinko's when Minh kicked him out of the house.

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        • #5
          I wish I could have an ordinary conversation with someone

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TheMyspaceDayz View Post
            I wish I could have an ordinary conversation with someone
            Jhonny is a better listener than I am, plus he opens up doors to wimmin… he snaps at men …

            He is the ultimate wingman…

            so let’s talk.. I got 40 min before I get to the office..

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            • #7
              Wish I could shoot more Afghans
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Beercules View Post
                Wish I could shoot more Afghans
                What the world needs now is less rag heads!

                so many towel tops and so lil time…

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TheMyspaceDayz View Post
                  I wish I could have an ordinary conversation with someone
                  Jhonny is a better listener than I am, plus he opens up doors to wimmin… he snaps at men …

                  He is the ultimate wingman…

                  so let’s talk.. I got 40 min before I get to the office..
                  Is this the variety of ordinary conversation you require?

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                  • #10
                    To be fair he didn’t specify what kinda conversation he was hoping to have.

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