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  • Drunken Cat
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    I was in Tulsa last night.

    Look what happened,

    ****, I am really ****ed now.

    https://twitter.com/heckyessica/stat...00538739949568
    Last edited by Drunken Cat; 08-03-2021, 07:26 PM.

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  • TBear
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    Been awhile.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    You guys need the Drunken Cat in your life.

    I will try to hang on.

    I don't want to go back to jail.

    I'm sorry, but jail really sucks, but I will try to hang on. I will try.

    And anyone laughing, I hope you puke, and choke on your own vomit.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    I am not sorry.

    I want to go cut down 20 more signs.

    The Drunken Cat does not appologize.

    But I don't want to go back to jail.

    I probably have to.

    Or maybe I just kill myself.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    Do I just need to accept it?

    I am rarely this scared.

    I used to be a boxer.

    I boxed.

    I fought in arenas.

    You don't know me.

    I wasn't that good.

    I don't want to go back to jail.

    I'm facing 2 years.

    Feels bad, man, feels bad.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    I need help.

    I don't want to go back to jail.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    I would steal those signs 20 more times.

    I'm not ****ing sorry.

    I considered cutting some more of those signs down, and calling the cops on myself today, just for the lulz, and so I had the opportunity to tell them to go **** themselves.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    https://www.primewire.vc/movie/13334...cool-hand-luke

    Cool Hand Luke.

    I am going to jail.

    For stealing ****ing signs.

    Or maybe I will run to Mexico.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    The Drunken Cat got very drunk.

    The Drunken Cat destroyed and stole government property.

    The Drunken Cat thought it was funny.

    The Drunken Cat would do it again, for the lulz.

    The Drunken Cat was locked up already, and is facing 2 years in the slammer.

    The Drunken Cat is not happy about this.

    The Drunken Cat is considering fleeing to Mexico.

    The Drunken Cat knows a good safe house in Mexico, but the Drunken Cat isn't going to tell you where in Mexico.

    The Drunken Cat is very unhappy.

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  • Drunken Cat
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    The Drunken Cat got out of his cage again.

    The Drunken Cat went to jail.

    The Drunken Cat is facing two years in the clanger.

    The Drunken Cat is not happy.
    Last edited by Drunken Cat; 08-01-2021, 12:19 AM.

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