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  • Why will be written on your tombstone?

    I suspect it will be something like

    “I dunno. He was a crazy asshole. You never knew what he was thinking. Lol no, I don’t want you to put that on the tombstone. Do you charge by the letter? What sort of operation are you running here? Stop writing right now. You scam artist pos. Im not kidding. I will Mike Tyson you out of existence. How is this even going to fit on a tombstone? You have been living out here alone for
    too long. Hanging around dead bodies n shit. Look at me
    when I talk to you. I’m not paying you nothing with your crypt keeper looking azz. I’m out”

  • #2
    Obviously I meant what will be written. Distracted

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    • #3
      "I told you I didn't feel good!"
      Beercules, OldTerry and travestyny like this.

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      • #4
        Ima go with understatement and leave it blank. Cool as fuck. Mysterious. Inscrutable. Intimidating. ... Cheap.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by VegasMichael View Post
          "I told you I didn't feel good!"
          The English comic Spike Milligan actually had "I told you I was ill" on his grave lol
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          • #6
            See you later!
            Citizen Koba likes this.

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            • #7
              I’ll go for cremation

              don’t want to trouble all the people who know me with the ceremony of a funeral

              when you’re old and gone the only people who care are immediate family and maybe 2 to 3 close friends

              no need for a big event for everyone to attend
              Rip Chudd, Beercules and like this.

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              • #8
                On my tombstone I'll have this gif playing over and over for eternity

                tenor.gif

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                • #9
                  "Drank too much and didn't get the vaccine, Boxingscene Lounge POTY 2017"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by GrandpaBernard View Post
                    I’ll go for cremation

                    don’t want to trouble all the people who know me with the ceremony of a funeral

                    when you’re old and gone the only people who care are immediate family and maybe 2 to 3 close friends

                    no need for a big event for everyone to attend
                    Probably this ^. If folk wanted to do something I guess I couldn't stop 'em but I'd much rather they save their money and tears for something more useful. Ha and whilst I'll probably opt for cremation if I had free choice of anything I'd go with a sky burial.... Don't think the UK regs allow it though.

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