Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Day 1 diary saga....... The wife asks the husband: Which would you choose? Permanently blind or permanently deaf? The husband replies...........

Collapse
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Day 1 diary saga....... The wife asks the husband: Which would you choose? Permanently blind or permanently deaf? The husband replies...........

    Going to start spitting right off the dome. Everything you hear is me creative writing out of thin air. No plagiarism, no nothing but me grabbing thoughts from my mind.

    Lets begin.....
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    The wife asks the husband: Which would you choose? Permanently blind or permanently deaf? The husband replies...........

    Husband: Blind, without question.

    Wife: Why? Do you no longer wish to see my face? You're saying I'm ugly? Why in the world would you rather be blind than deaf?

    Husband: You don't understand, baby..............

    Wife: What do I not understand??? You are saying you'd rather be blind meaning you must be sick of looking at me.

    Husband: Baby, just listen.........

    Wife: What!? What is it????????????????

    Husband: Baby............. I can live without my eyes. When I am blind, I will forever remember how beautiful you are at this exact moment. What I cannot live without is your voice telling me that you love me every day. What I cannot live without is nott hearing your heart beat as I lay my head on your chest. What I cannot live without is not hearing that I will always be the only man for you till death do us part.

    Wife:................................ (wipes tears)


    depositphotos_211914986-stock-photo-cropped-shot-bearded-man-hugging.jpg

  • #2
    Hmmm..................

    Comment


    • #3
      Whatacuck..............

      Comment


      • #4
        giphy.gif::::::::::

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by HitmanTommy View Post
          Hmmm..................
          I'd pick neither. Toss the wife out and keep all my senses.

          Why the cuck gotta white when you're not ?

          Comment


          • #6
            200.gif
            Either way you answer you lose.

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post
              Whatacuck..............
              My wife beat the chit outta me for talking to a younger woman...

              She’s hall Korean.

              after that azz whooping

              I went outside and tried to find a big dude to **** up

              my wife saw my work in Mexico, TJ

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by TJ highway View Post
                200.gif
                Either way you answer you lose.
                When cops run plates on motor vehicles.

                they put me on my knees and get into commas mode...

                get on your knees,, interlace your fingers on top of your head...

                my wife saw this happen to me and I felt like chit ....

                I told her I’m not known as being a good guy...

                I’m watching a lot of baseball now

                I’m good

                Comment


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zaroku View Post

                  My wife beat the chit outta me for talking to a younger woman...

                  She’s hall Korean.

                  after that azz whooping

                  I went outside and tried to find a big dude to **** up

                  my wife saw my work in Mexico, TJ
                  You chose to keep your hands in your pocket

                  If you were inclined to set your beautiful wife straight, she would have no chance.

                  Stay away from them young thots while you have a wife. They ain't worth it.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Awe Tommyboy a big softy. Nice stock photo lol..

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X
                    TOP