emulation and open source solutions are all I play anymore. I'm quietly working toward my own ****ty console with my own ****ty games and my own ****ty controller. A mix of rom hacks by yours truly and open source engine mods also by yours truly. Because I can and for no other reason. Because there is **** I want to play that no one will ever make for me. Like a Savage remake. Savage on the Amiga 500 was my first game ever period. I'd love to see him in like a 2.5D or maybe 2d but donkey kong'd with the 3d assets.
Right now my favorite project is presently called Paul Stanley's Love Gun. It's a Doom. Like OG, 2d on 3d perspective, Doom. You are Paul, his face would be there in the HUD looking all...you know...Stanley... with puckered lips and **** while he looks around. The levels would be kind of like open world, as open as Doom can be, where you're just running into folks not having a good time. you hit them with a litte oooOOOooo from the Love Gun and instead of kill animations they go from being frumpy and pissy to dancing and smiling. Goal is to make everyone have a good time. It's stupid and silly and loads of Kiss music and references and ****. Of course The Elder mythos is all up in it. I go back and forth on how much I want to touch on the Love Gun pun...seems a bit much to make it fleshy or shoot.. white...so right now it's like a ray gun based on Paul's guitar's headstock that shoot purple ring rays because ring rayguns always were my favorites.
Far as hardware goes I'll do what everyone does these days. computer parts with a stripped down OS that only understands simple tasks like launching games. Not even sure if I'll SBC it or if i'll just build a small ITX.
The controller is simply as balls. I prefer Xbox layout so it's really just another xbox controller with a different shell.
I'm not worried about the hardware because that's not really my thing. I just need something I can put software on and make cases for. I can make the best cases. If I wanted to I could put an xbox in a ****able doll along with a pocket ***** controller

Obviously not a for sale kind of project but I'll likely give them away. It's like an art piece or some ****.
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