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    How long do you wait to fart in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend?


    Waylander sure didn't waste any time!!!
    :mrgreen:

  • #2
    Uhh.... I've been farting non-stop for awhile today.


    Okay, back to the question.... I think it's okay to fart as soon as someone starts.

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    • #3
      I use to be ultra polite and well behaved around new girls...then I thought to myself...why?


      Normally, I drop my guts whenever and wherever, so why put on airs and graces. Now if I meet someone new, I am a pig the first few times we go out. I get drunk, I fart, I ignore her and hang out with my mates...if she sticks around after that, she is ok in my book!

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      • #4
        The way I figure, the guy should wait for the girl to fart first. Cause you know if the chick lets one rip in front of you, she wants commitment. So as soon as she lets one go, it's home free.

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        • #5
          lmao @ both of u!!!!

          i would never just rip ass on the 1st (let alone 2nd or 3rd) date with a chick i liked.

          i could never wait for a woman to bust ass 1st. most girls can hide that from u for yrs.

          bottom line.....
          people bust ass!! when u feel comfortable enough around someone u let loose.

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          • #6
            I remember the first time i farted in front of a girl I was dating. She didn't seem too offended.

            Her father on the other hand seems quite up set. Her extended family didn't look too pleased ethier. I mean, come on, there will be other weddings.......

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            • #7
              If its with a girl I just met I will hold it or go to the bathroom and let one go, there is nothing I like more than trapping my girlfriends head under the covers and blowing ass......

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              • #8
                BWAHAHA.

                That's hilarious.

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                • #9
                  it stinks. i think someone farted in here.
                  oh wait... maybe its the smell from all these ****ty ass posts. :mrgreen:

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                  • #10
                    [img:36fd04349d]http://www.metzelfeste.de/images/Smilies/smiley130.gif[/img:36fd04349d]

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