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    A creative individual could make up a new category with appeal, and use it to partially drive a career, as long as he could record enough wins along the way. But why stop with one new category? I believe I and others on here could invent some new categories with appeal which would be feasible by today's standards.

    This is exactly what the boxing orgs. do with their made up belts and categories. We can do it too. Not merely to satirize them, which there will surely be enough of, but as a predictor, too, of what may be coming our way from the orgs. eventually, and also we might even think of a semi-serious category the orgs themselves have overlooked. This would be something special, since they must have their think tanks working full time on these new trinkets and categories which will glean even more sanctioning fees.

    It is also what boxers like Hopkins have set out purposely to do. Hopkins had the age record in mind in the last part of his career. It drove him.

    1 Galactic Belt. Why don't we have one yet? Are the orgs failing us?

    2 Oldest To Turn Pro. There is room here, an untapped preserve of category awaits exploration.

    3 Oldest to Retire. Roy Jones has his sights firmly set on this cherished record.

    4 Longest Hiatus Without Defense. In other words, what is the record for not defending one's title and yet remaining champion?

    I may need some help, boys.

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    Most bs punchstat numbers in a fight

    Ugliest wife of a boxer

    Stupiest hairdo in the ring

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    • #3
      The GRC belt -- Greatest Ring Entrance

      WDF -- World Ducking Federation, who has ducked the most opposition over the course of their career?

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      • #4
        Least punches thrown while still winning the fight

        Most original teeth still in mouth.

        Gayest looking skirt trunks.

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        • #5
          I could do this all day if this gets greenlight I should have a cushy office job or be on the board or something.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by GhostofDempsey View Post
            The GRC belt -- Greatest Ring Entrance

            WDF -- World Ducking Federation, who has ducked the most opposition over the course of their career?
            Not sure about entrance. Sonny Liston used to use Night Train, that was pretty good. Or maybe when Pacquiao came out to Eye of The Tiger with it being sung live by a member of Survivor.

            WDF, how about Mayweather? Or maybe there's someone from the early days who avoided black contenders that could be counted.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Eff Pandas View Post
              Least punches thrown while still winning the fight

              Most original teeth still in mouth.

              Gayest looking skirt trunks.
              How about Paulie Malinaggi he usually looks pretty gay? I'd pick him in the hairdo category as well, although my era, the '80s had some horrific hairstyles. A boxer or two must have used some of them back then.

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              • #8
                How about worst excuse for losing a fight or avoiding an opponent?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Anthony342 View Post
                  How about worst excuse for losing a fight or avoiding an opponent?
                  ATG top ten worst excuse....Mosley's dentist appointment to avoid young Floyd. Funny part of that is Floyd gets all the blame despite calling out Mosley for years before Mosley even gave the dentist appointment line.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Anthony342 View Post
                    How about worst excuse for losing a fight or avoiding an opponent?
                    Who was the fighter? I think Six Heads Lewis who was winning an entire fight, and then all of a sudden jumped over the ropes and ran to the back.

                    He said later that he ate some bad goat soup in the back and it gave him the runs during the fight, so he couldnt hold back anymore and hit the toilet.

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