I saw mine this evening. I was talking to my mum (mom, Fat Yanks) for a bit... I just had to go up from the basement to see her, natch.
Anyway, I love my folks to bits, but they're getting on a bit.
She tells me a tale of how she had to buy a new TV as the old one broke... and drew this fucking story out for about fifteen fucking minutes.
To me, that tale's a simple "My TV bust, so I got a new one, now fuck off." But to her, it was like a red hot anecdote that Jimmy Kimmel was missing out on.
As she went on and on, explaining every ****ing detail of the TV store visit, I thought to myself "if this **** doesn't STFU soon, I'll black her eyes for her."
But what about you guys?
Anyway, I love my folks to bits, but they're getting on a bit.
She tells me a tale of how she had to buy a new TV as the old one broke... and drew this fucking story out for about fifteen fucking minutes.
To me, that tale's a simple "My TV bust, so I got a new one, now fuck off." But to her, it was like a red hot anecdote that Jimmy Kimmel was missing out on.
As she went on and on, explaining every ****ing detail of the TV store visit, I thought to myself "if this **** doesn't STFU soon, I'll black her eyes for her."
But what about you guys?
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