The official help a fatty understand football thread.

[Patty Tanager]

A short sequence of events is not called a play.

There is no "red booked".

Happy to help and take your questions.

[Sugar Adam Ali]

Your talking about World Cup soccer and not American nfl football,, correct?

[Sweet Pea 50]

Hell, I was waiting for a limey to inform me about the intricacies of the 3-4 defense, and the Run and Shoot offense.

Should of known it was about SOCCER.

[Beercules]

I have so many questions but I'm too embarrassed to ask.


Well here's one. Ok so Iran and Nigera played today correct? It was 0-0. What happens next? They play again or just move on.

[Sugar Adam Ali]

Why does the clock count up and not down to zero? What's the length of a game?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Hell, I was waiting for a limey to inform me about the intricacies of the 3-4 defense, and the Run and Shoot offense.

Should of known it was about SOCCER.

me too...i thought he was gonna explain to us how to properly hide a disguised blitz package

[Derranged]

I have a question:

Why are people who like football/futbol/soccer but NOT American Football such pretentious little ****s about the whole thing?

[ИATAS]

What's there to understand? Man kicks ball. Ball goes in net. Goal.

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[Sweet Pea 50]

I have a question:

Why are people who like football/futbol/soccer but NOT American Football such pretentious little ****s about the whole thing?

Meh, it goes both ways, bud. You have been on here longer then me. You have seen the countless Fat Yank vs Limey Green Toof football threads devolve into WWII fuckery.

[The Tase]

I have so many questions but I'm too embarrassed to ask.


Well here's one. Ok so Iran and Nigera played today correct? It was 0-0. What happens next? They play again or just move on.

they have to battle rap.

whoever has the slickest anti american rhymes wins.