I got a confession to make!!!!!!

[DeelDough]

This is something that I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long time. Its been hurting me mentally , as well as emotionally. It doesnt let me sleep. I dont even want to shave. I dont jerk off anymore. Its just ruining my life on a daily basis. I need to tell somebody or im going to explode.!!! Ive been taking napkins , ketchup , spoons , forks , and knifes from mcdonalds and bk , every day , my house is full of them , I thought I was going to save money , but it became an addiction , I have supplies for at least 2 years. and its scary , I cant take a girl to my house , all ,y cabinets are full of ketchup and napkins. Im forced to cook burgers , hot dogs , almost everyday so I can keep up with my taking habits. Somebody help me!!!!

[Sweet Jesus]

A+ post.

[Rolling Stone]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA....OMG this is the funniest post i have ever read on this site.....HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

[JCArky]

You are a hoarder...Look it up. You will die lonely and still a virgin.

[MidnightSpecial]

haha start stealing hot sauce from taco bell so you can change it up a little

[Clyde Barrow]

This is something that I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long time. Its been hurting me mentally , as well as emotionally. It doesnt let me sleep. I dont even want to shave. I dont jerk off anymore. Its just ruining my life on a daily basis. I need to tell somebody or im going to explode.!!! Ive been taking napkins , ketchup , spoons , forks , and knifes from mcdonalds and bk , every day , my house is full of them , I thought I was going to save money , but it became an addiction , I have supplies for at least 2 years. and its scary , I cant take a girl to my house , all ,y cabinets are full of ketchup and napkins. Im forced to cook burgers , hot dogs , almost everyday so I can keep up with my taking habits. Somebody help me!!!!

You're not the only one. Need straws for hosting company when cocktails are being consumed. And milady not always thrilled with doing dishes either. I'll snag a ton of plastic utensils everytime I sit down to eat at a fast food spot.

[-ELO-]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good ****!!!

[DeelDough]

You are a hoarder...Look it up. You will die lonely and still a virgin.

I havent been a virgin for like 15 years dude. And i got a lil girl , shes 8 months. I also got rolls of toilet paper , and plates.

[Libido Sanchez]

I'm laughing right now because I just went through a gang of McDonald's ketchup packs in like the last month. I usually just throw any leftover packs in a drawer so not to waste.

A little while back I asked for some mustard at the Mickey D's near me and they wanted to charge me for it. So keep doing what you doing, bro. Fück McDonalds!

P.S. Pick me up some salt and pepper next time you go.

[MidnightSpecial]

I havent been a virgin for like 15 years dude. And i got a lil girl , shes 8 months. I also got rolls of toilet paper , and plates.

at least your ready if the apocalypse comes