You're girlfriend asks you to be on Maury Povich (no ****. Shout out to Current Affair and Connie Chung).
Do you think it's because she's decided to give you free lapdances with 5 of her hottest friends wearing nothing but thongs and high heels or do you think she's gonna reveal some deep, dark, dirty secret that you ain't gonna like too much, especially hearing it in front of a live studio audience?
Comment