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alright so i drink way off my limits last night. took 3 shots of patron, 5 shots of vodka, and 12 beers. it was a very fuuuun wednesday night at my friends birthday party. so i was talking to this group of girls who are friends with my other buddy. there was a lot of flirting and sex talks, sex jokes going on along the conversation. everything was alright and guess what i ended up making out with this chick. she was really fuuucking horny. she was touching me all over and won't stop kissing me. so i was like WOW this is awesome. we ended up banging in my car, lasted for 5 minutes and i passed out.
now this is the bad part. i woke up in my car and it's fuuucking 7 in the morning, i looked on my phone and i got 20 missed calls from the Mrs. she left me voicemails going from worried wife to pissed the fuuck off wife. fuuuck right? i went home wifey's nowhere to be found doesn't answer my calls. with all this **** going through not knowing how to explain why i didn't go home, my friend called and guess what he told me? "hey yo what the fuuck where u doing last night, why were u making out with that chick, she's underage?" so i was like "fuuuck no she doesn't seem like she's young" he said "dude she's only 15" aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! now im fuuucked big time. dunno what to do.
now this is the bad part. i woke up in my car and it's fuuucking 7 in the morning, i looked on my phone and i got 20 missed calls from the Mrs. she left me voicemails going from worried wife to pissed the fuuck off wife. fuuuck right? i went home wifey's nowhere to be found doesn't answer my calls. with all this **** going through not knowing how to explain why i didn't go home, my friend called and guess what he told me? "hey yo what the fuuck where u doing last night, why were u making out with that chick, she's underage?" so i was like "fuuuck no she doesn't seem like she's young" he said "dude she's only 15" aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! now im fuuucked big time. dunno what to do.
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