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So I called An Escort on Saturday...
So this past Saturday I was to meet my brother at his house down at San Ysidro, CA since he was leaving out of town and needed someone to watch over his house, which is known to have a history of stolen belongings from him. I dint refuse, I already had heard what had happened to him in the past and I was pissed. If any mofo cholo was going to try and steal some **** from me or my family, It wasn't going to be on that day. Besides I figured that the worst wouldn't happen, and it would be nice to experience an Escort Experience in my brothers own guess room shack. I woke up to a nice cloudy breezy morning on and packed some clothes, items, belongings, etc. and headed out on my jeep to San Ysidro, California. I got there at approx. 12:38. Decided to stop by and shop around for some clothes in the local Ecko Store, since the last time that I was there I missed the oppty. to do so. I got to my bro's house around 2pm and his flight was leaving at 5 from the local airport. He gave me the Golden Key's to his shack and house. An also silver key to his hidden locked Gun storage. His Remington 817 and Glock 19 neatly placed there, I figured I wouldn't need to use none and put the keys away under his matress king-size bed(the ****er...I only have a standard bed with a regular desk in my room), but if **** did get crazy, I would most definitely be familiar with using the 19, since I never tried his Remi.
Anyways, I helped him pack and decided to drive him to the airport instead of him going on a cab. Dropped him off and got a sneak peek at some fine girls out to celebrate the 4th of July. Traffic was crazy and I was pissed and cursing to myself. I Made it back to his house and ordered some food while looking through the local escort ads. I gaved it a go and called some Colombian chicka with a banging body according to the ad. She was charging 130 for 45 minutes, so I said fock it, and asked her how much for the whole 4th of July night? She said $500. Ok no pedo by me, so I gave her my address of staying and she said she would come at around 40-50 minutes since she had to get ready. It was 9:30pm and I was chilling in the balcony my bro's 2 story house admiring the fireworks. I figured that it would be around 11pm at the Max for her to arrive. Sat my butt down around 10:50 and heard a ring at the door. Hello! god dam! did the words read and sounded accurate by looking at her. She presented herself as July, which I smelled full of **** right away, but who cares, I responded by stating, Well Happy focking meetings July 4th!
She came in and I took her towards the GolDen Temple in the Back. A body with curves to die for, Tit's that I could use as Pillows, and a @ss that I could eat out all day! Her face had signs of some Age, and she was a milf or cougar for sure! So we sat and talked, this and that, where she was from, family,etc. Having a good time indeed, I had my favorite bottle of Hypnotiq and she drinked a small amount of it, mixed with Pineapple Juice. An hour had gone by already and I said fock it, fock the talk and let's get straight to business. She smirked and Grabbed my 8inch WingMan(Ok, not that big, but good enough around there I can say). I grabbed he r nice firmed @ss with both of my hands, and proceeded to place my right hand inside her small dress to only find her tiny Calzon string. I took it off, and she procceeded to play with my Friend. After a couple of focking around with her Nice Shaved Pu$$y lips, I decided to play with her @$$ as we turned opposite ends and she continued having a good time with my wingman. Betty Blow Was about to Explode, but I had been through this b4 and Right away starting thinking about my poor-crippled Grandma, and I was able to discharge the bomb from blowing. Went on to take off some part of her the top of her dress where her nice D-cups were located and pulled them out. Nice, Round and brown ****. I started to drink. She then let me take off her whole dress as I started the Process of Salad Tossing. It was nice, and real men in here know that!
So we then went to the bed and It got even hotterrr. She went to the edge of the bed and got into missionary mode, but of course the mid of her belly and up was on the floor while her downside was on the bed. Me and my Wing-Man procceded to take the next step and played it well. From there on, we did 2 other styles of fock and I finally blowed up b4 the 2nd style was up. Total fock time was around 15 minutes. I hopped in the shower and she joined, un-****1n believable! She seem to appreciated the 500$ that I was gived her and was making it all worth it. From there, we went on to the balcony and had some food that I ordered. Some ok steak with potatoes and rice that costed me around 68 on the dot(there goes my savings..and Cabos
) Had some chit chat and procedeed to watch some TV. Some Cuddle and kissing BS that she did on me. Which was ok I guess, but I loved the fock option better. By then it was 2:45am already and she was leaving at 4am. So I asked her if she was ok for another fock, she said sure, but asked if she can finish her drink first. I said sure. Told her to let's do it in the shower and she was fine by that. I can tell you one things, the best focks I've had in my life, have been in the shower! hot water vaporizing in the background and helping you to get the girl on reaching the climax. We did multiple positions and I poped once again. Ok no more! out of leche I told her!, she Laughed and gave me some more kisses.
By then it was 3:22, to which they seemed around 5 minutes to me. Amazing how time fly's when your with a beautiful woman. I helped her put her bra and thong back on with some laughs from both of us as I had some trouble doing it along the way. She said for us to lay on the couch for the last minutes that we had left and just talked. I said that it was ok and she could leave if she wanted, since I really dont love the talking BS. She responded and said she wanted to stay and talk a bit more. I said ok fock it, but I never really got deep into conversations wit her and she noticed. She left 20 minutes earlier and I said Ok! Nice knowing Ya! and Happy 4th of Foking July Indeed.
I thank George Washington and Our past American Father's for the 4th of July and Took the last juice of my bottle and sleept on the floor with drool coming out of my mouth the next morning. Definitely an Excellent moment out of my life that I will thank God for giving me when I go up to his Kingdom and chill with them Angel Ho's!
PS:I got some pics, but my comp's acting up with only opening one as a jpeg, and not opening the others, saying am missing some plugs in for windows gallery program.
Escorts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Civilian Girls any day!!
Anyways, I helped him pack and decided to drive him to the airport instead of him going on a cab. Dropped him off and got a sneak peek at some fine girls out to celebrate the 4th of July. Traffic was crazy and I was pissed and cursing to myself. I Made it back to his house and ordered some food while looking through the local escort ads. I gaved it a go and called some Colombian chicka with a banging body according to the ad. She was charging 130 for 45 minutes, so I said fock it, and asked her how much for the whole 4th of July night? She said $500. Ok no pedo by me, so I gave her my address of staying and she said she would come at around 40-50 minutes since she had to get ready. It was 9:30pm and I was chilling in the balcony my bro's 2 story house admiring the fireworks. I figured that it would be around 11pm at the Max for her to arrive. Sat my butt down around 10:50 and heard a ring at the door. Hello! god dam! did the words read and sounded accurate by looking at her. She presented herself as July, which I smelled full of **** right away, but who cares, I responded by stating, Well Happy focking meetings July 4th!
She came in and I took her towards the GolDen Temple in the Back. A body with curves to die for, Tit's that I could use as Pillows, and a @ss that I could eat out all day! Her face had signs of some Age, and she was a milf or cougar for sure! So we sat and talked, this and that, where she was from, family,etc. Having a good time indeed, I had my favorite bottle of Hypnotiq and she drinked a small amount of it, mixed with Pineapple Juice. An hour had gone by already and I said fock it, fock the talk and let's get straight to business. She smirked and Grabbed my 8inch WingMan(Ok, not that big, but good enough around there I can say). I grabbed he r nice firmed @ss with both of my hands, and proceeded to place my right hand inside her small dress to only find her tiny Calzon string. I took it off, and she procceeded to play with my Friend. After a couple of focking around with her Nice Shaved Pu$$y lips, I decided to play with her @$$ as we turned opposite ends and she continued having a good time with my wingman. Betty Blow Was about to Explode, but I had been through this b4 and Right away starting thinking about my poor-crippled Grandma, and I was able to discharge the bomb from blowing. Went on to take off some part of her the top of her dress where her nice D-cups were located and pulled them out. Nice, Round and brown ****. I started to drink. She then let me take off her whole dress as I started the Process of Salad Tossing. It was nice, and real men in here know that!
So we then went to the bed and It got even hotterrr. She went to the edge of the bed and got into missionary mode, but of course the mid of her belly and up was on the floor while her downside was on the bed. Me and my Wing-Man procceded to take the next step and played it well. From there on, we did 2 other styles of fock and I finally blowed up b4 the 2nd style was up. Total fock time was around 15 minutes. I hopped in the shower and she joined, un-****1n believable! She seem to appreciated the 500$ that I was gived her and was making it all worth it. From there, we went on to the balcony and had some food that I ordered. Some ok steak with potatoes and rice that costed me around 68 on the dot(there goes my savings..and Cabos) Had some chit chat and procedeed to watch some TV. Some Cuddle and kissing BS that she did on me. Which was ok I guess, but I loved the fock option better. By then it was 2:45am already and she was leaving at 4am. So I asked her if she was ok for another fock, she said sure, but asked if she can finish her drink first. I said sure. Told her to let's do it in the shower and she was fine by that. I can tell you one things, the best focks I've had in my life, have been in the shower! hot water vaporizing in the background and helping you to get the girl on reaching the climax. We did multiple positions and I poped once again. Ok no more! out of leche I told her!, she Laughed and gave me some more kisses.By then it was 3:22, to which they seemed around 5 minutes to me. Amazing how time fly's when your with a beautiful woman. I helped her put her bra and thong back on with some laughs from both of us as I had some trouble doing it along the way. She said for us to lay on the couch for the last minutes that we had left and just talked. I said that it was ok and she could leave if she wanted, since I really dont love the talking BS. She responded and said she wanted to stay and talk a bit more. I said ok fock it, but I never really got deep into conversations wit her and she noticed. She left 20 minutes earlier and I said Ok! Nice knowing Ya! and Happy 4th of Foking July Indeed.
I thank George Washington and Our past American Father's for the 4th of July and Took the last juice of my bottle and sleept on the floor with drool coming out of my mouth the next morning. Definitely an Excellent moment out of my life that I will thank God for giving me when I go up to his Kingdom and chill with them Angel Ho's!
PS:I got some pics, but my comp's acting up with only opening one as a jpeg, and not opening the others, saying am missing some plugs in for windows gallery program.
Escorts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Civilian Girls any day!!
i didnt do jack ****
However Brazil chiks are fine!! I need to get me one of those sometime!
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