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Japanese Cartoon Anime - Buncha funny-eyed cartoon ****s with 3-word japanese names that I give a mad **** about. Dragon Ball is sweet. Ghost in the Shell used to be sweet. I also saw this one series (urotsokendoji? sp?) where aliens were rapin chicks with tentacles and ****... that was kinda interesting. Everything else is pretty much ****ing gay. Own3d.
TV Drama - Except a few shining examples (save 24 and The Shield), I give a mad **** about some dude's struggle or some chick's race against time or some lawyer's ****ing sob story. **** off. If my life was a script, ratings would be high, and that means I've got too much on my plate to worry about / empathise with some **** in a box. own3d.
Baseball - What a great sport to not give a flying rat's ass about. I was happy when Anaheim won the series, but that's where I draw the line. Bunch of overpaid ****S hittin balls with sticks and runnin around in dirt. Sounds like the village people are out of the closet to me. And they're ALL wearin hardhats now.
Reality Series TV - Like I wanna see some ***** marry a dude for money. Like I wanna see couples thrust into an environment specifically designed to make them cheat on each other. Like I give a **** that some ****bags in Australia are trying to camp in a Koala's backyard without supplies. Joe Millionaire could've been the best show ever, and they even ****ed that up. Own3d.
Chicks who act like knowing them is some privelige - This is tantamount to a guy who loves himself too much. Although I do consider all interactions with every lady I've been intimate with a privelige by it's own definition, let's be realisitic here. Yes I know you're special and unique and have intricacies and are hard to understand and aren't just gonna put out & need someone who relates to you ... yeah yeah, blah blah, I ****ing get it. The next time I have to hear this, I don't think I'm even gonna be able to follow through with the kill. Last time I barely ****in made it without LITERALLY killin the chick.
Fat chicks - Not like fat chicks fit into this post at all, but any unutilized chance to get in a good snap on a fat **** is an opportunity wasted on Planet^x0. Fat chicks don't even count as female. The worst part is when chicks keep fat friends around for validation (the whol "I need someone to tell me I'm pretty and make me feel good" thing), and then take them to a place like the bar, thinking that fat chicks belong there or something. **** that. Spend those friday evenings gluttoning away at home on the couch with your weight-loss informercials and night-vision fridge raids, thunder-thighs.
More forthcoming.
TV Drama - Except a few shining examples (save 24 and The Shield), I give a mad **** about some dude's struggle or some chick's race against time or some lawyer's ****ing sob story. **** off. If my life was a script, ratings would be high, and that means I've got too much on my plate to worry about / empathise with some **** in a box. own3d.
Baseball - What a great sport to not give a flying rat's ass about. I was happy when Anaheim won the series, but that's where I draw the line. Bunch of overpaid ****S hittin balls with sticks and runnin around in dirt. Sounds like the village people are out of the closet to me. And they're ALL wearin hardhats now.
Reality Series TV - Like I wanna see some ***** marry a dude for money. Like I wanna see couples thrust into an environment specifically designed to make them cheat on each other. Like I give a **** that some ****bags in Australia are trying to camp in a Koala's backyard without supplies. Joe Millionaire could've been the best show ever, and they even ****ed that up. Own3d.
Chicks who act like knowing them is some privelige - This is tantamount to a guy who loves himself too much. Although I do consider all interactions with every lady I've been intimate with a privelige by it's own definition, let's be realisitic here. Yes I know you're special and unique and have intricacies and are hard to understand and aren't just gonna put out & need someone who relates to you ... yeah yeah, blah blah, I ****ing get it. The next time I have to hear this, I don't think I'm even gonna be able to follow through with the kill. Last time I barely ****in made it without LITERALLY killin the chick.
Fat chicks - Not like fat chicks fit into this post at all, but any unutilized chance to get in a good snap on a fat **** is an opportunity wasted on Planet^x0. Fat chicks don't even count as female. The worst part is when chicks keep fat friends around for validation (the whol "I need someone to tell me I'm pretty and make me feel good" thing), and then take them to a place like the bar, thinking that fat chicks belong there or something. **** that. Spend those friday evenings gluttoning away at home on the couch with your weight-loss informercials and night-vision fridge raids, thunder-thighs.
More forthcoming.
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