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Originally posted by Flicker Jab
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I disagree, I set the record (I hit around 965-980 on these machines depending on how they're set) with big, ugly, from the waist right hooks (I'm orthodox.) I am going to have to post a video of myself, because I am a seriously hard puncher. I hit ****ing hard. But it's ugly, but the punches are hard... 
every machine I come to, I set the record on, the only one I did at a fair the guy took me to the ****in manager of the fair and he asked me if I could hang around every night for a few hours around the punch machine. After I set the record I started shadowboxing and **** and a small crowd amassed. my gf thought it was hot...dumbass ***** lol....anyway...they're in bars, etc. you just gotta look around. but the first guy that replied made a good point. These machines won't measure the most important punch well, which is the jab. Good to see the difference in your left and right hooks though.
I used to show up at this hillbilly bar in a ****in suit, after selling cars all day, and put 15 1 dollar bills in the machine...(that's 30 punches)...i didn't care if a band was playing, i didnt care about anything, I just laid into it and set the record (was like 959 or something these machines only go up to 1000) ..Put like ten of my businesscards on the machine and rolled out...
yea I only lasted 5 months in the car business, I couldn't live with myself. I sold a Focus to this old lady at full sticker, and then ****ed her on the gap insurance and didn't even give her the rebate...Everyone acted like I did a great job, and when the paperwork was getting done she told me that she had three kids over age 15 living with her in a trailer and a dead husband, and no job......(paid with cash)
I ****ing felt like **** I went home and iced down 20 bottled bud selects and drank every single one of them (with 2mg alprazolam inbetween)
woke up the next day and walked in and quit...they tried to tell me I was a natural but **** that...i cant live with myself ****ing people over for a living like that **** the auto industry I'm much happier being a phoneman...
every machine I come to, I set the record on, the only one I did at a fair the guy took me to the ****in manager of the fair and he asked me if I could hang around every night for a few hours around the punch machine. After I set the record I started shadowboxing and **** and a small crowd amassed. my gf thought it was hot...dumbass ***** lol....anyway...they're in bars, etc. you just gotta look around. but the first guy that replied made a good point. These machines won't measure the most important punch well, which is the jab. Good to see the difference in your left and right hooks though.
I used to show up at this hillbilly bar in a ****in suit, after selling cars all day, and put 15 1 dollar bills in the machine...(that's 30 punches)...i didn't care if a band was playing, i didnt care about anything, I just laid into it and set the record (was like 959 or something these machines only go up to 1000) ..Put like ten of my businesscards on the machine and rolled out...
yea I only lasted 5 months in the car business, I couldn't live with myself. I sold a Focus to this old lady at full sticker, and then ****ed her on the gap insurance and didn't even give her the rebate...Everyone acted like I did a great job, and when the paperwork was getting done she told me that she had three kids over age 15 living with her in a trailer and a dead husband, and no job......(paid with cash)
I ****ing felt like **** I went home and iced down 20 bottled bud selects and drank every single one of them (with 2mg alprazolam inbetween)
woke up the next day and walked in and quit...they tried to tell me I was a natural but **** that...i cant live with myself ****ing people over for a living like that **** the auto industry I'm much happier being a phoneman...
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