So i had just got back from the gym yesterday

[bobweaver]

And i get a call from this 8 year old at my gym, he tells me yo sucka i hear ya be talkin that jack**** bout me partna, i go is this delquan? he goes no ***** this be tripple d *****, i said then ok????so it is you delquan whats the problem? he goes you be talkin bout my mama *****? i go um delquan why are you making stuff up? he goes my cousin jay told me you been fuzzin the flyswata, i didnt know what that meant so i said no this is all a lie man? im a 20 year old your 8 im not tryin to start with you man, he goes **** that **** partna bring it on down right now we gonna get it poppin cuz then this kid hangs up, i think to myself im dealing with one crazy 8 year old here, so i decided i not gonna go back to the gym today or tommarow kid prolly has a gun, so i get 6 more calls i dont answer from him, the next day today, i go down to the gym, i taped up phonebooks all around my body underneath a jumpsuit to protect from being stabbed and other ****. as soon as i get there i hear delquan yell, finally you ***** ass busta ima **** yo ass up, i stand there not scared at all, this kid runs at me, and pulls a pocket knife af uckign pocket knife the size of my finernail and starts at me with it, one swing at me with it he misses so i said **** this i ran for the door and i knew that little **** would follow me, so i did a spinning flying kick and knocked that little **** flat out, the trainer at the gym yelled at me and said thank you for doing that finally that lil ***** can learn some discipline, and now hes going to train me.

[Chris46]

That made me laugh, you know i thought is this going to be in bad taste to read it but worth it totally worth it.

[SpeedKillz]

thats a crazy story bro, where the hell u live at with 8 year old gangtas go the gym and stab people? i mean we got some nutjobs here in philly but i aint ever had a 8 year old threaten me.... crazy... funny, but crazy!

[Kayo]

lol, good story

[PIT_BULL713]

I dont know if your making that up, but that was funny!!

[MikeMcC]

Somone had to post the commedy "Call his mommy" option. You can't be serious. If you are actually worried about being stabbed I suggest you learn about a concealed weapons permit, and you invest in a good carry peice for when your fists just aren't enough firepower.

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

Somone had to post the commedy "Call his mommy" option. You can't be serious. If you are actually worried about being stabbed I suggest you learn about a concealed weapons permit, and you invest in a good carry peice for when your fists just aren't enough firepower.

What a concealed weapons permit???

Your in America right?

So.... in America you can get a licence to carry a weapon around the streets on your person?!?!

How difficult is it to get one of these? What would you have to do?

[kryo]

What a concealed weapons permit???

Your in America right?

So.... in America you can get a licence to carry a weapon around the streets on your person?!?!

How difficult is it to get one of these? What would you have to do?

All you need is to be 21 and apply for a concealed weapons permit. THATS IT!@

[DA1CATAS]

That made me laugh, you know i thought is this going to be in bad taste to read it but worth it totally worth it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ funny.... give this too him..

[MikeMcC]

All you need is to be 21 and apply for a concealed weapons permit. THATS IT!@

Well... that’s about it. First off you cannot be a felon. Second you cannot have been convicted of a class A or B misdemeanor within the past 5 years. You also must pass an accuracy proficiency class to be licensed and you must take the class every 5 years to prove you're not a danger to innocent bystanders. You of course also must be able to purchase a handgun legally.

You must also pay for the license and the class.

I don't live in the United States. I live in Texas! YEE HAW!