In the spirit of christmas posters on nsb should...

[BOXEO _]

Booty Dew was my alt

[boliodogs]

If someone pretends to be someone else they are unlikely to admit it even on Christmas.

[*TonyMontana*]

OK OK OK
I'm Boston guys alt
I was banning myself the whole time

[LoadedWraps]

Nice sentiment, but those who have alts are too gutless to reveal them (which is why they have alts in the first place).
Lol @ people needing other accounts. FFS, if you're afraid to do it on your main, then you probably shouldn't be doing it.