THE OFFICIAL Charlie Zelenoff Will Destroy Ryan Hord THREAD!!!! Fights In april

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  • DiLLiNGER
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    #71
    the sad thing is he really thinks he can fight..and look at his tatoo..the bi*** left him so he had to cover it up hahahahahahahahahhhhahahaaha,zelenoff you better off playing tennis bro.

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    • DiLLiNGER
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      #72
      If someone like him came to my gym i would call the mental institution to pick him up.

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      • MARKBNLV
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        #73
        Originally posted by CharlieZMoney
        run every morning. hit the pads with my trainer heavy bag for like 10-12 rounds. Medicine Ball... push ups sit ups shadow boxing double end bag I do everything
        haha you get beat up by bums.

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        • MARKBNLV
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          #74
          i gurantee i would ko you in 1 rd your videos are a joke i had a better skillset when i was 10 years old.

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          • zelenoff_chimp
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            #75
            April 2008, Paris, Arkansas.

            Charlie in preperation for his fight with Andrew Hartley comes down a few days before the event. Quite as a church mouse, in stark contrast to his internet persona. He trains at the local Gym owned by the promoter. Gone is his bravado, and his friend that came with him is worried.
            Since boarding the plane, charlie "zoned out" and was "shaking" when meeting Andrew Hartley aka canvassback for the first time for a video.
            Cut to the chase.
            The promoter had a new TPS belt delivered esp for Charlie, beacuse the logic went, "who couldn't beat Andrew?" stay on your feet, thats all it took, andrew would punch himself out, and charlie would win with minimal risk.
            charlie was so scared, he reportedly **** like five to six times a day, blamed it on the local cusine, which was bereft of g**** soda and BBQ chips.
            Time to go to the venue-----------
            Charlie refuse to leave his room. Sitting in the dark, all lights out, curtains drawn, he refused to go to the fight. The promoter had to be called in to assure charlie he would be facing one of the worst boxers in recorded history. Charlie was zoned out, talking gibberish like "If its my time, momma dont cry for me, i'm a straight baller" and other T-Pac lyrics.
            He was eventually coaxed out of his room, went to the hallway, then suddenly, sprinted back to his room, took a ****, and emerged wearing sungalsses. Tears were visable, and he sat in the car white knuckled as if going to the electric chair.
            After the fight was over, he sat in the locker room shower area sobbing quietly...

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