I'm a former schoolboy wrestling champ and would beat prime Tyson in a fight.

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  • Southpaw Stinger
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    #1

    I'm a former schoolboy wrestling champ and would beat prime Tyson in a fight.

    I would take him to the floor, mount him, ride him and he wouldn't be able to do **** to stop me cos i know how to wrestle. True story.

    Come on bitches, I'll 'av all of yer!
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    #2
    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger
    I would take him to the floor, mount him, ride him and he wouldn't be able to do **** to stop me cos i know how to wrestle. True story.

    Come on bitches, I'll 'av all of yer!

    All you got to do is hit him with the penis of truth and it' s over.

    The mounting will be painful....

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    • nujabes77
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      #3
      Originally posted by jreckoning
      All you got to do is hit him with the penis of truth and it' s over.

      The mounting will be painful....


      omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jr, who is dat in your sig? :wank:

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      • JohnCIV6
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        #4
        Right on brah........ GET ERRRRRRR DONE!!!!

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        • Shadows
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          #5
          It looks like Priya Rai.

          Whats up Pacman. Any **** prolapse today?

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            #6
            Originally posted by pacman777
            omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jr, who is dat in your sig? :wank:

            Priya RAI. indian **** star extraordinaire. I like her.

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              #7
              war schoolboy!

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              • joartcc5
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                #8
                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger
                I would take him to the floor, mount him, ride him and he wouldn't be able to do **** to stop me cos i know how to wrestle. True story.

                Come on bitches, I'll 'av all of yer!
                Whats w all the wannabee bullies in this section.

                U all lost a candy to a bigger dude or something??

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                • joartcc5
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by jreckoning
                  All you got to do is hit him with the penis of truth and it' s over.

                  The mounting will be painful....
                  If u hit Gayweather with "THE PENIS OF TRUTH", he's gonna love it.

                  And he'll ask that u hit him again.

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                  • aristotlemoses
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                    #10
                    I desperately wanna make love to a schooboy.

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