Iran 'The Blade' Barkley and Kimbo Slice: Prime suspects in Zab-slash!

[BattlingNelson]

Funny **** from boxingconf.:

Iran 'Blade' Barkley, Kimbo Slice Loom Large As Suspects In Stab Judah Case!

Cutting news.

Top Suspects In Stab Judah Being Stopped On Cuts BEFORE Sugar Shane Mosley Bout:


1. That crazy lady Zab charged with cheating him in that South Beach Miami street craps game. No wonder her nickname in South Florida is “The Blade.” Heck, throw Iran Barkley on the list as well.

2. Ashy Larry, the project-dwelling, unlucky craps player from the Chappelle Show.

3. Yoel Judah who mistakenly cut his son while trying to knife Floyd Mayweather Sr.

4. A boxing fan who just discovered he was going to be gouged $60 to watch Judah-Mosley on pay per view TV.

5. Kimbo Slice, because of his last name and his possible links to the South Beach floating crap game. Please, I beg of you, do not send this by email to Kimbo.

6. Referee Jay Nady who threw a corner stool that missed Zab. Nady is a longtime hunter who knows how to use a knife.

7. Any of the hundreds of former managers/investors who have been involved with Zabadiel.

8. Jin Mosley with an amazing Ginsu knife like you see advertised on late night TV. She just wanted to give her hubby a slight, ahem, edge.

9. Cutman extraorindaire Miguel Diaz who was trying to demonstrate how quickly he can patch a fighter’s cuts.

10. Richard Schaefer when he and Zab disagreed as to whether to postpone or cancel Judah-Mosley. If you read the press release “canceled” won out.

[Roque_sevilla]

Funny **** from boxingconf.:

Iran 'Blade' Barkley, Kimbo Slice Loom Large As Suspects In Stab Judah Case!

Cutting news.

Top Suspects In Stab Judah Being Stopped On Cuts BEFORE Sugar Shane Mosley Bout:


1. That crazy lady Zab charged with cheating him in that South Beach Miami street craps game. No wonder her nickname in South Florida is “The Blade.” Heck, throw Iran Barkley on the list as well.

2. Ashy Larry, the project-dwelling, unlucky craps player from the Chappelle Show.

3. Yoel Judah who mistakenly cut his son while trying to knife Floyd Mayweather Sr.

4. A boxing fan who just discovered he was going to be gouged $60 to watch Judah-Mosley on pay per view TV.

5. Kimbo Slice, because of his last name and his possible links to the South Beach floating crap game. Please, I beg of you, do not send this by email to Kimbo.

6. Referee Jay Nady who threw a corner stool that missed Zab. Nady is a longtime hunter who knows how to use a knife.

7. Any of the hundreds of former managers/investors who have been involved with Zabadiel.

8. Jin Mosley with an amazing Ginsu knife like you see advertised on late night TV. She just wanted to give her hubby a slight, ahem, edge.

9. Cutman extraorindaire Miguel Diaz who was trying to demonstrate how quickly he can patch a fighter’s cuts.

10. Richard Schaefer when he and Zab disagreed as to whether to postpone or cancel Judah-Mosley. If you read the press release “canceled” won out.

ASHY LARRY....Marcy projects on the game! OMFG man that show was the best ive ever seen....

[Xyei]

Funny stuff Bat!