Hellos,

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

I very exicite to be here in great country of U and K.

I see many thing that I would like. Briton have many beautiful womans. Sometimes my Krum get very excite and I sometimes need to make hand reliefs. I would very much like to make sexy time with them.

I very much like to watch game of soccer.

But I don't like those how you say? Chav? They are pain in my *******s. When I walk past they look on me and be "la la la la la"

I stick middle finger an say "**** you, mother****ers"

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RED K!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Borat Sagdiyev]

RED K!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What is this red k? Is it welcome gift?

[Naps]

Possibly the least funny, dated attempt at comedy I've ever seen. In fact, the tube bombings were wittier.

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Possibly the least funny, dated attempt at comedy I've ever seen. In fact, the tube bombings were wittier.

Date, you want to date? I not date man. I only like vagine.

[oovavu]

Thats so lame aand contrived that its almost borederline funny. Almost.

[TRAVI$]

Mickey?

[TRAVI$]

Seriously though
Terrible

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Mickey gave me a present of red k. So he now is one of my boyfriends.

[Nicky_Hatton]

Come on you've got to laugh, he's been ironic or I'm wrong and he;s about to create another account called Daffyd Thomas.