By Mark Vester

The "Macho Man" is in trouble with the law. According to the New York Sun, Hector Camacho, Sr. was arrested on assault charges, along with his live-in girlfriend, Bonita Money, at a Midtown hotel on Sunday morning.

The police report states that Camacho and Money got into an argument at about 3 a.m. in Paquitas Café in the Fairfield section of the Bronx. Money called police from inside the bar on the ground floor of the W Hotel in Midtown and told them that Camacho assaulted her.

When the police arrived, both Camacho and Money alleged the other had been the attacker. Although police said there no visible signs of abuse, both were arrested for assault in the third degree, a misdemeanor charge in New York.

Camacho is no stranger to being in trouble with the law. He was arrested in Mississippi in January 2005 for attempting to burglarize a computer store, and for possession of the drug ecstasy.

It should be noted that Ms. Money is no angel. She was arrested for in October 2005 for kidnapping her estranged husband at the time, Zeljko Misic.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.