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* FeistyWench *

men ALWAYS have better roommate stories.

my ex- and his roomamte really messed with each other back in forth with these cruel pranks or whatever. i refused to go over there for fear that i may fall victim to one of them. lol!

7001

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Originally Posted by * Feisty Wench

well damn, let's hear some

I'll tell you a story about a guy who is a member of this site and posts daily. We used to be roommates a long time ago and are still good friends. This is when Jeb Bush was running for Gov for the state of Florida for the first time. I hated Jeb Bush. We go out drinking 1 night and get totally **** faced. I lived about 1 block away from the fire station. We walked home from the bar and pass the fire station and there are all those signs that say Vote for Jeb and ****. Well I wake up and there is like 10 signs in my yard that say Vote for Jeb. I was pissed. LOL!

Same room mate.

He used to work days and I would work nights. Everyday he got home I was sleeping. Well he would come into the house with all his buddies from work and wake me up. Everyday. So one night I get home about 3 in the morning and sneak into his room while he is sleeping with a five gallon bucket and a M-80 fire cracker. Placed the bucket in the middle of his room and lit the fire cracker and BOOM! He came straight out of the bed. I kept his ass up until he had to go to work. LOL! He didn't wake me up anymore.

I used to have a room mate and we would try to see who would wake up first and do crazy **** to other one while they were sleeping. Like wait just before their alarm clock would go off and stick my ass in his face and soon as he would open his eyes I would cut a fart. I popped the top off of one of those stink bombs that are in the glass vile and sprinkled it all over him while he was sleeping. He smelled like rotten eggs for 30 minutes. This guy got so drunk, one night I was able to shave off 1 eyebrow. He had those thick wooly mammoth brows. He was pissed off. He had to shave the other one off just to look presentable for his job. He fell asleep on the floor in the living room one time and there was a a few of us hanging out. So we decided it was time to get him. One dude pulled off his pants and stuck his ass about six inches above his face and I screamed "Joe wake up!" Joe jumped and his nose went right in dudes butt crack. We laughed for days over that one. Don't get me wrong he got me more than once.

The Missing Lin

Those were funny 7001.

* FeistyWench *

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Originally Posted by ffcracker

Those were funny 7001.

something tells me held back a bit. lol!
i suspect that there is much worse that he hasn't shared.

7001

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Originally Posted by * Feisty Wench

something tells me held back a bit. lol!
i suspect that there is much worse that he hasn't shared.

LIU KANG · 01:52 PM

Just the annoying sound my husband makes when he's trying to scratch his throat. Sadly my oldest seems to have contracted that same annoying sound lol

Also that I can't use those Plug In's. They bother his nose, big wimp! lol I buy them anyways, stick them up around the house, he always hides them.

It's sooo irritating. If anything is missing, I call him up at work and say "ok where is it?", he just laughs. When we first got married I use to wear these over-alls all the time. I loved those things, soooo comfortable. Well one day they go missing. I ask him if he's seen them and he's like no. Well around year 9, some how the subject of those over-alls come up. I say I wonder what in the world happened to them. He's like I threw them away.. I couldn't believe it! That's the first time he "hid" or throw something away of mine, that's where it all started. He said all my friends joking about it, saying I needed to buy you some clothes, asking if that's all you had to wear. lol But I threw away some cologne that he never used it was under the sink. I did it the first time we moved, omg he held that over my head for years, claiming that's why he threw a pair of flip flops away(another story). Then I come to find out he actually started it with the over-alls. jerk..lol But I love him..crazy I know.

Those were hilarious 7001

* FeistyWench *

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Originally Posted by ~Snake Charmer~

Just the annoying sound my husband makes when he's trying to scratch his throat. Sadly my oldest seems to have contracted that same annoying sound lol

Also that I can't use those Plug In's. They bother his nose, big wimp! lol I buy them anyways, stick them up around the house, he always hides them.

It's sooo irritating. If anything is missing, I call him up at work and say "ok where is it?", he just laughs. When we first got married I use to wear these over-alls all the time. I loved those things, soooo comfortable. Well one day they go missing. I ask him if he's seen them and he's like no. Well around year 9, some how the subject of those over-alls come up. I say I wonder what in the world happened to them. He's like I threw them away.. I couldn't believe it! That's the first time he "hid" or throw something away of mine, that's where it all started. He said all my friends joking about it, saying I needed to buy you some clothes, asking if that's all you had to wear. lol But I threw away some cologne that he never used it was under the sink. I did it the first time we moved, omg he held that over my head for years, claiming that's why he threw a pair of flip flops away(another story). Then I come to find out he actually started it with the over-alls. jerk..lol But I love him..crazy I know.

Those were hilarious 7001

lol! i am not a pack rat at all but for some reason if i do not use something consistently, it disappears. my husband throws it away or something. really pisses me off.
he also changes were we keep things. like we'll keep our keys in one place for a year, then he'll decide that place doesn;t work for him so he'll change it and NOT tell me. i am constantly calling him when i can't find things...ok, honey were are we storing this or that NOW? drives me crazy. i don;t like change. if it ain;t broken, don't fix it. lol!

phallus

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Originally Posted by * Feisty Wench

lol! i am not a pack rat at all but for some reason if i do not use something consistently, it disappears. my husband throws it away or something. really pisses me off.
he also changes were we keep things. like we'll keep our keys in one place for a year, then he'll decide that place doesn;t work for him so he'll change it and NOT tell me. i am constantly calling him when i can't find things...ok, honey were are we storing this or that NOW? drives me crazy. i don;t like change. if it ain;t broken, don't fix it. lol!

that's how he knows he's got u

* FeistyWench *

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Originally Posted by beeatch!

that's how he knows he's got u

so that's why i can;t find my luggage, so i can't leave him?

lol! just joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7001

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Originally Posted by * Feisty Wench

so that's why i can;t find my luggage, so i can't leave him?

lol! just joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With you being pregnant and all emotional and hormones outta' whack, he probably has his **** packed in it.

Kidding.

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