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i was out running this morning like every morning , at 6.30 am and was running past this old deserted factory thts been closed for a good few years now , its on a straight bit of private road about 1/4 of a mile maybe a bit less, and there was **** loads of seaguls , as soon as i got over the bridge onto it , all these seaguls apeared and started going mad! , they were dive bombing me and trying to **** on me! i though it was kinda funny and just kept running ,but a bit faster , they followed me the whole straight divebombing down on me , how they didnt **** on me i do not know. anyways i kept running got down to the rugby pitch , did a lap of it and started heading home , i got to the straight again and there was like a seagul sitting on each streetlight , i was laughing , but didnt want **** on. i clapped my hands together hoping it would scare them but it just made it worse , this time they were going totally mad , swooping down on me! so i just took off , sprinting. one of my mates had seen me on the way to his work and txt me saying he had seen me .I wonder if they will be waiting tomorow morning 
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