If Cheryl Tweedy asked you (adult topic)...

!! Anorak

... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...

... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"

In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

El Guapo

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Originally Posted by !{Anorak}

... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...

... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"

In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

she is extremely hot, but no, anything to do with a anus is outta bounds for me!

Oasis_Lad

id do it im easy going

GMaster

i dk it would really depend on the phone size

Oasis_Lad

Quote:

Originally Posted by !{Anorak}

... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...

... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"

In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

ashley would love that

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!! Anorak

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Originally Posted by OASIS_LAD

****= 0/10
tweedy 10/10

I ****in' LOVE Cheryl Tweedy, man.

Oasis_Lad

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Originally Posted by !{Anorak}

I ****in' LOVE Cheryl Tweedy, man.

she's sublime in all departments

Shanus

Maybe, depends on the phone size..
She's teh sex.

Oasis_Lad

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Originally Posted by Shanus16

Maybe, depends on the phone size..
She's teh sex.

id love to giver her a 3 day dripper pbds special

blockhead

i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

View Poll Results: Would you let Cheryl Tweedy put a phone up your ass and ring for a shag?
Yes, definitely - she's a violent Geordie goddess and it would be an honour!	14	53.85%
Maybe... depends on the size of the phone, mainly	7	26.92%
No, definitely not	3	11.54%
Who's Cheryl Tweedy?	2	7.69%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

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