Limey Lang

['dbcooper]

Originally Posted by Southpaw Stinger

Aye, babes. I've seen him before. Doesn't have his dad's power, but he does have some of the toff nosed type vibe about him. As yer'll be glad to hear.

That's a relief at least. Still, I'd prefer it if he drove to the ring in a big **** off truck then proceeded to make Russell Brand look manly by engaging in the campest show of dandyism seen his dad captivated us all those years ago.

T'would be good, eh...

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm a wee bit drunk, babes. But I get what yer saying.

I should become the next bogus psychic cunt.

['dbcooper]

Originally Posted by Southpaw Stinger

I'm a wee bit drunk, babes. But I get what yer saying.

I should become the next bogus psychic cunt.

That's the one. Milk it like a lactating **** star me dear. That's exactly what i'm saying.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Originally Posted by 'dbcooper

That's a relief at least. Still, I'd prefer it if he drove to the ring in a big **** off truck then proceeded to make Russell Brand look manly by engaging in the campest show of dandyism seen his dad captivated us all those years ago.

T'would be good, eh...

Been like the days of old having me, Laddie, and yer bloody good self back in Lang. Brings a tear to me jap's eye so it does.

['dbcooper]

Originally Posted by Southpaw Stinger

Been like the days of old having me, Laddie and yer bloody good self back in Lang. Brings a tear to me jap's eye so it does.

Aye, those were the days when a limey could stand proud and shout from the rooftops "TALLY HO! Lets have a cup of tea, a pint of stella, a ginsters pasty and a shag!".

[Southpaw Stinger]

Originally Posted by 'dbcooper

Aye, those were the days when a limey could stand proud and shout from the rooftops "TALLY HO! Lets have a cup of tea, a pint of stella, a ginsters pasty and a shag!".

Yer seem to have a copy of me shopping list there, babes.

We should share a basket and navigate the aisles together.

['dbcooper]

Originally Posted by Southpaw Stinger

Yer seem to have a copy of me shopping list there, babes.

We should share a basket and navigate the aisles together.

A basket wouldn't be big enough to fit the stella in me dear. We'd have to go round with a few trolleys and chain em together like a train. You man the front of the train and navigate the corners and I'll guard the rear.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Originally Posted by 'dbcooper

A basket wouldn't be big enough to fit the stella in me dear. We'd have to go round with a few trolleys and chain em together like a train. You man the front of the train and navigate the corners and I'll guard the rear.

This caravan I'm buying will be all the room we need, babes. Me new lifestyle awaits.

On an unrelated topic, hearing Eubank Sr saying 'twitter' was possibly the sexiest thing this side of HBO's Rome.

['dbcooper]

Originally Posted by Southpaw Stinger

This caravan I'm buying will be all the room we need, babes. Me new lifestyle awaits.

On an unrelated topic, hearing Eubank Sr saying 'twitter' was possibly the sexiest thing this side of HBO's Rome.

It was an intoxicating moment, tis true.

I liked Rome. Have you been watching Game of Thrones me dear?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Originally Posted by 'dbcooper

It was an intoxicating moment, tis true.

I liked Rome. Have you been watching Game of Thrones me dear?

Aye, that I have, babes. What yer make of it?

I'm a fan of tits and swords meself.