Worst film you have ever seen?

Sparked_26

For me it is a British gangster film called 'City Rats'.

I watched this film then took it out of the DVD player and snapped it in half because I felt duty bound to prevent that particularly copy from being watched again - it was necessary. I actually considered throwing the DVD player out because it had been defiled by having to play 'City Rats'. I stopped going into the living room because that was the room in which I had watched 'City Rats'. I burnt my house to ground because that was the house in which I watched 'City Rats'. I moved city because that was the city I watched 'City Rats' in.

Only one of those things is true but this is still the ****tiest film I have ever seen I felt like someone owed me a fucking apology after I finished watching it.

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A true masterpiece of crap. What say you?

PurePugilist216

Could be a toss up between Catwoman, or X-men Origins Wolverine. those 2 movies were terrible!!!

Sparked_26

wrong forum, sorry dudes.

hectari

Any film that is overly sexual and boring, with emotionless characters who try to be deep.

I don't like those lame hispter arty nude flicks that get rave reviews because they deal with gay sex, or sick sex addictions. Boring, I only like mystery, good thriller/horror movies, good dramas, suspense, and action movies, the comedies now suck most of it is the same lewd jokes, have a young guy make out with an old lady, etc. frat humor.

chrismart83

Troll 2....so bad, its actually good.

hectari

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Originally Posted by chrismart83

Troll 2....so bad, its actually good.

Man I ove those old ass movies! So bad they are good is perfect, I also like No retreat No surrender gotta love the 80's, also the original Assualt on Precinct 13, and The Thing.

Alec900

Never Surrender

toshmurph

On Deadly Ground - Steven Seagal, worst piece of crap I've ever seen! Or any Seagal film for that matter, terrible actor with ludicrous action scenes!

PulpFriction

Anything starring john cena

RINGG

Stallone movie The Specialist.

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