That time of the month

[Money Team.]

Originally Posted by akScoundrel

When my girlfriend doesn’t feel like cooking dinner, which recently has been practically every night, I stop off at McDonald’s and buy four Big Macs. Two are for dinner, and the other two help give us sexual pleasure. After eating, we take the Big Macs into our bedroom, undress, and get into bed. My girlfriend takes one Big Mac and spreads the special sauce on my ****. Then she takes the all-beef patties, forms a tube around my dick with them, and proceeds to jerk me off. I just can’t describe how great my orgasms are because of the unique texture of the patties. While she’s doing this, I grab the other Big Mac. I make a simple dildo out of a patty and jerk her off with it, using the sauce as lubricant. Lately, she hasn’t needed the lube, because she comes just *looking* at a Big Mac. After we’re both finished, we lick each other clean. I wonder if any other people enjoy this type of sex. If not, I would seriously recommend it to everyone.

ok,i had to give you green k for that one,lol

[Russian Crushin]

Originally Posted by Ashy Larryx

ok,i had to give you green k for that one,lol

Damn you a kinky ass brotha larry

[4Corners]

I only f**k my girl at the end of her period, no way no how am I doing that s**t when it's flowing like like the damn Colorado river.

[Money Team.]

Originally Posted by 4Corners

I only f**k my girl at the end of her period, no way no how am I doing that s**t when it's flowing like like the damn Colorado river.

not to mention the smell of period is worse then the smell of sh1t

[jose830]

Originally Posted by Russian Crushin

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead

that ^^^ was beautifully said

instead of stealing sneakers you should be writing poems

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Originally Posted by Juof

The week all men hate, what do you do on this week. I personally avoid my chick at all costs and save a bit of cash for the weeken and take her out for a nice meal to pass time as i'll only be busting my nut if she wants to change the bed covers. What do you guys do?

that time of the month?


i dont mind blowjobs for a week

[Tim Horton]

Originally Posted by -MAKAVELLI-

that time of the month?


i dont mind blowjobs for a week

lol women on the rag ain't trying to suck lil Mak jr. for a week straight. I know, i've tried and i can be persuasive as phuck.

[jose830]

there's wrong with phucking your girl when she's on the rag

[Tim Horton]

Originally Posted by jose830

there's wrong with phucking your girl when she's on the rag

your girl as in your wife. i can't argue that. not some random skeeza though obviously.

[jose830]

Originally Posted by Timmy Ho

your girl as in your wife. i can't argue that. not some random skeeza though obviously.

yes darling my wife, I'm the one that has to go buy the pads might as well get some red sea action in return