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Old 10-07-2013, 06:23 PM
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Default My Mom works at a tanning salon

My mom owns this tanning salon and she came home super mad. I guess some skinny guy came in and told my mom his booth wasn't cleaned. My mom goes over there to clean it and this phag is in his boxers. My moms a professional so she started cleaning the booth, but she started hearing lotiony sounds behind her. She assumed that the creep was getting ready to tan but when she turned around this guy was pounding his meat and busted all over her. Then he tried to apologize and say he was on day 37 of no fap, whatever that means. My mom called the cops and the guy ran out saying he'll be back tomorrow.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:24 PM
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:27 PM
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:27 PM
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:30 PM
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:36 PM
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:38 PM
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Don't you understand the guy who jerked off understood, their hate babes at the tanning salon.You should go tomorrow and work there.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:41 PM
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Don't you understand the guy who jerked off understood, their hate babes at the tanning salon.You should go tomorrow and work there.
Thank you for your opinion, this is a good opinion.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:42 PM
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:50 PM
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