You know shyt got real when... - Page 3

New England

yall are a bunch of broke mother-effers, huh?

Verstyle

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearHypnos

Lmao. Or when you only put deodorant on one arm...

You know shyt got real when you're working and your boss is talking to you...and you suddenly get an email from a girl talking about the sex you recently had... And you get pulled aside later on in the day for a talk about banging your co workers. :|...

You know shyt got real when you have a girl waiting for you in bed and you have to go "shower" and you sneak off to take a s hit that took longer than expected.

You know shyt got real when you jokingly (flirting) ask a girl to come over after work to chill....and she says yes....and you had plans.

Verstyle

When no one wants to pick you on the basketball team

When your phone falls in water and you was on the phone with the babymama and y'all having trust issues

When you use your alt on accident on BS and you thought it was your original account

When the girl you like realizes you wore the same tight fitting shirt 2 days in a row

When your mom catches you wackin' off to po*rn

When you talk about your boss on a status on FB and you forget they're on your friends list and they respond.

-Mustang-

When you rush into a bathroom and take a $h!+ ... only to realize there's no TP !!!

-MAKAVELLI-

when you're at someone else's house and after taking a sh1t, the water keeps rising after you flush

that's when you leave without saying goodbye

jose830

you know shyt got real when...you jump the fence to your neighbors backyard to get your basketball and realize their two Rottweilers are staring right at you.

-MAKAVELLI-

when you wake up in the middle of the night and you catch your girl smoking YOUR sh1t even tho she has her own

NearHypnos

You know shyt is about to get real when a girl walks up to you and the first thing you hear is "So...I heard..."

jose830

you know shyt just got real when...Maury Povich tells you "You are the father".

-MAKAVELLI-

when you groggily wake up and your girl is staring at you...holding your phone

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