You know shyt got real when...

[jose830]

you know shyt got real when...you take a pretty girl you just met out dancing and when you get there you realize you didn't put on deodorant.

[jose830]

you knew shyt got real when...you start cursing at the driver of the car that just cut you off and when you get to the red light the driver gets out the car and he's 7ft tall and looks like a WWE wrestler and tells you "do something".

[Verstyle]

When you buy $200 worth of groceries and your card is declined

When you're about to buy a fine girl a drink and the ATM says your balance is $.23

Your cousins want you to watch their 3 kids

You pee in the pool and it turns a different color to let people know what you did

When you're the only one in the theater that didn't get the ending of Inception

When your girl says your dick is little

When you take back your food order that was wrong

When you ordered a #1 instead of #4 at McDonalds for your fat girlfriend or wife

When you flirt with a girl at work and she says that's harassment

When your pants split at a formal event

When you forget your lines to a play in front of 200 people

[Verstyle]

Originally Posted by jose830

you know shyt got real when...you take a pretty girl you just met out dancing and when you get there you realize you didn't put on deodorant.

Oh shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: clap:

[Unknown Champ]

when a fart quickly becomes a shard haha

[jose830]

you know shyt got real when...the IRS sends you a letter.

[NearHypnos]

Originally Posted by jose830

you know shyt got real when...you take a pretty girl you just met out dancing and when you get there you realize you didn't put on deodorant.

Lmao. Or when you only put deodorant on one arm...

You know shyt got real when you're working and your boss is talking to you...and you suddenly get an email from a girl talking about the sex you recently had... And you get pulled aside later on in the day for a talk about banging your co workers. :|...

You know shyt got real when you have a girl waiting for you in bed and you have to go "shower" and you sneak off to take a s hit that took longer than expected.

You know shyt got real when you jokingly (flirting) ask a girl to come over after work to chill....and she says yes....and you had plans.

[jose830]

Originally Posted by NearHypnos

Lmao. Or when you only put deodorant on one arm...

that's a serious problem if you put deodorant on one arm pit and forget the other one.

[New England]

Originally Posted by Even Money

When you wake up and you have 40 missed calls from a one night stand you only ****ed cuz you were desperate and drunk.

40?

sketchy

[jose830]

you know shyt got real when...you broke and you have to take money from your kids piggy bank.