[PLEASE HELP] Obama vs Romney in a steel cage match to the death who wins.

[Trigg happpy]

Originally Posted by Elie

Mitt is too old and Obama is too black.

Obama via ko

There is no suck thing as too black. Reported!

[Jerub_Baal]

after harrd thought and deliberation, i have come to a choice - if there were ever a situation where i could choose to f*ck obama's wife or - is it mittney or rittney...who the f*ck cares - rittney has a hotter wife so i choose him......if you are not with me you are a f*ggot.....

[UglyPug]

Originally Posted by Derranged

Romney's a bigger scumbag, he'd find a way to win.

This. I picked Obama in the poll because Romney is dman near 70 years old (although I have to give it to him - he could pass for a man younger than Obama), and Obama is a bit leaner, and wiry, while Romney is in decent shape, doesn't look quite as athletic. . Although neither is what you'd call very athletic. . .


But. . WIth no holds barred, and no referee, no rules, etc. Romney would find a way to win. Obama is too nice, Romney would say he's hurt, and want to call a truce, and Obama would be ready to accept. . Just then Romney would attack with some weapon, kick him in the balls, or throw some sand in his eye or something . . .

[Derranged]

Originally Posted by UglyPug

This. I picked Obama in the poll because Romney is dman near 70 years old (although I have to give it to him - he could pass for a man younger than Obama), and Obama is a bit leaner, and wiry, while Romney is in decent shape, doesn't look quite as athletic. . Although neither is what you'd call very athletic. . .


But. . WIth no holds barred, and no referee, no rules, etc. Romney would find a way to win. Obama is too nice, Romney would say he's hurt, and want to call a truce, and Obama would be ready to accept. . Just then Romney would attack with some weapon, kick him in the balls, or throw some sand in his eye or something . . .

Holy crap I didn't realize he was in his 60's. You're right he could pass for younger than Obama.

[_original_]

Even though Obama has all the physical advantages (along with age), I'd pick Romney to wear him down and score the TKO after getting outclassed early.